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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 19, 2007
19 comments      Added on 10/19/07 by Kris
Croncast 2007-10-19 align= Croncast - 2007-10-19.mp3
Show: #422
Length: 30:17
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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 19, 2007

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Tell a Friend Friday!
Pause the show people and do it right now
Sorry we been away . . . we'll give you some news on Monday
Lots of heavy commenting yesterday
Get your sms thumb ready
What if I don't have sms thumb?
Yes, we will share on Monday
In the meantime I have a rockin' story Mr. B
Ok, well get on with it
I'm tired of this house looking like a warehouse
Can't buy it, Kris will bitch at me
I have to find something small that I can sell
Go to Goodwill, nothing
Go to garage sales, nothing
Have the Russians taken over at Goodwill?
It's on, their pricing is out of control
Regional trends in purse buying
Runs through my mind 6 times a day
I left Goodwill grumpy
I roll out to the garage sales thinking about my plushies
We pass by an overflowing dumpster
I am a dumpster snob so a video game joint doesn't entice me
I have standards
New t-shirt . . . Dumpster Snob
I lifted out a big box . . . full of Xbox and PS2 games
Baby, you stole someone's stash
Vicky says, there's movies too
And turns on the car dome light
Turn off the light dude!
Used, abused games
So I want to explain to you why I smell like another man's perfume
Tonight I had an epiphany
Did you go back to Bar Louie?
The garbages are there before us
Vickie, "It's not against the law"
Betsy, "Shut up and watch for cops"
All these stores throw out product
Vickie, "I know where I want to go"
Betsy, "Where?"
Vickie, "Bath and Body Works"
Baby, you guys are losing it
I think it is dumb to spend more than $1.50 on mascara
Vickie is watching me behind the Alta dumpster
What do they sell . . . perfume
It's dark, so I say to myself, follow the smell
I am lifting stuff out of the garbage and smelling it
Just because it is in the garbage doesn't mean that I want it
You never park next to the dumpster
It needs to be so you can screech away
On the next Croncast, Betsy's get away tips
In the next pull, my brother-in-law's Christmas gift
The cologne
A zip lock full of cologne and he would be like way to go
Vickie, "What the hell is this?"
Betsy, "It's Nautica"

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This is the funniest story Betsy has ever told!!!!!
I am crying while doing these show notes
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You have gone beyond Sanford and Son
Much praise to you baby for holding it down so we don't have to walk over your merchandise
This stuff could cost you your freedom if you keep it up
You probably shouldn't be doing this
Don't tell your law enforcement friends about the show today
What's wrong is the fact you picked up a bag of cologne?
What part of your game that said. "This is a good idea"
I gotta bring her back something
The used hair dye was not a winner
It was the best smelling of all the bags
So speaking of crazy stories
I walk out of the airport and lady with lots of red hair is in front of me
She's asking a guy
I realize that it's Kathy Griffin
Segue from you dumpster diving, I met Kathy Griffin
I got nothing compared to you, Bears
She is taller in real life
That can't be said much for the Hollywood set
Betsy, "I would have said, You are a bigger fag hag than me. I fucking love you. Can you please autograph my tit."
Yeah, I wouldn't have said that
She's thinking, who is this fat dude in the camel hair blazer?
It's 85 and he's got a coffee at 7 pm and eating a sandwich
Thanks to Ben for the comment . . . much appreciated!!!
A little math on the Croncast free shows
422 shows
Minimum cost to produce $600 (lowest rate I would charge client for a show like ours)
Total: $253,200
You go and find another chick who will go ass up in a dumpster for entertainment

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19 Comments
1

"Ben's" comment has been removed: For the first time ever I have removed a comment from the site.

Maybe ben@email.com with Czech ip won't mind too much.

If you are going to make posts of this nature it proves that you don't listen to the show or know enough of our history to make a comment like this.

From now on if you want to make comments of this nature just use your real name, email and no proxy.

Maybe you could move yourself on down the line and start hassling someone more interesting.

 
Posted by: Ben  at: 2:33pm 10/19/2007  
2

Why don't you address my comment rather than delete it. Seems like you have something to hide.

 
Posted by: Ben  at: 4:24pm 10/19/2007  
3

dude, seriously, there is absolutely nothing to hide. it's all in the shows. you make it sound like we are running for office.

i would take the time to write some more but until you decide that you can stop being troll i will not address your comments and remove them.

btw, this is not the same ben mentioned on the show and longtime listener.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 4:39pm 10/19/2007  
4

how about this, ask the same question as yourself and i will address it with the truth.

the boring, it's all in shows, truth. sound fair to you?

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 4:43pm 10/19/2007  
5

I picked up the comments in the feed before they were deleted. I believe the proper answer from Kris is "it's none of your business."

Just remember that bit about arguing on the internet being like finishing first in the Special Olympics...

 
Posted by: Tim  at: 9:28am 10/20/2007  
6

RE: KAthy Griffin

Kris... you're so so out of touch. You missed a major geek moment. Do you know who she's dating (and supposedly engaged to)?

Woz. As in Steve Wozniak.

You could have picked up serious geek points there, pal.

 
Posted by: Tim  at: 9:32am 10/20/2007  
7

I'd agree on the Kathy tip. Dude, you should have a few cd's of the vacation series on your person at all times. If nothing more than a fancy business card, someone may actually give it a listen. Or the bits that you sent to XM. Work the PR machine.

Her interview on Larry King was fantastic.

 
Posted by: markx  at: 12:06pm 10/20/2007  
8

that is a coincidence, last night we watched the devil and daniel johnston and saw how, even though clinically insane, he was great at marketing his stuff music by having it on himself at all times.

i think this is a brilliant idea for show promotion.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 1:02pm 10/20/2007  
9

do you know how many funny looks I got from the people in their cars waiting at the red light around me as I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE????

I mean, really. Really? A ziplock bag full of cologne??? oh my god...I'm still crying.

 
Posted by: EvilScienceChick  at: 2:58pm 10/20/2007  
10

what do they serve at morrissey dinner theater?
melancholy sausage and sad potatoes

 
Posted by: betsy  at: 6:21pm 10/20/2007  
11

That was just about the funniest episode I've ever listened to! You guys are great! I "celebrated" Tell-a-Friend-Friday a little bit late by pimping you in my podcast, Squeecast: Fangirls Unite! It's a new podcast, so I doubt I'll get you too many listeners, but yours is usually one of the first I recommend. I linked my podcast, if you're interested... we're mostly pop culture oriented, tho', so I dunno if it would be appealing. ANYWAY (longest comment ever, right?), just wanted to say thank you for giving us such a great podcast!

 
Posted by: Traci  at: 12:41am 10/21/2007  
12

mmmmm...sad potatoes...

 
Posted by: EvilScienceChick  at: 2:15am 10/21/2007  
13

Kris and Betsy, I've been going through and catching up on reading the comments and various posts on the site. I've had to read several aloud to my wife because I am so blown away by how rude and presumptuous people can be.
We have had the hilarious joy of listening to the show for more than two years. Quoting the two of you has become a common part of our life. I worked in audio production for a decade before becoming a teacher, and I appreciate how much time, effort, and expense is involved in creating the quality program that Croncast is.
Having people rip you for any reason, let alone a website quality issue or a "missed" show is so completely appalling. I would hope that the vast majority of your listeners appreciate what you do and realize how truly amazing it is.
Thank you for including us in your lives and adventures. Great blessings to both of you and your family.

 
Posted by: David Cosand  at: 4:26pm 10/21/2007  
14

I was so glad you are back. I was worried when there wasn't a show for 2 days. I thought Betsy became seriously ill from her jamocha shake. I listen to you while putting my 2 year old to bed and was laughing so hard during this episode she took longer to fall asleep.
Thanks for the shows, Rhonda

 
Posted by: Rhonda Heatley  at: 10:31pm 10/21/2007  
15

I love it when you guys crack each other up, it makes me smile. Especially when one of you snorts, that was too funny.

I think Betsy was talking about my blog post about what you guys looked like in my head way back when I started listening to your show - I really hope it didn't sound that way! I don't think you guys were hideous - I just have a creative imagination. I do like the idea of Kris wearing a beret, though. From now on, I think I'm going to listen, imagining Kris with a beret. Anyhow, I have seriously screwed up pictures in my head of that people I listen to would look like. I'm not even going to tell you what I think Peter Segel looks like, and Karl Cassel, he looks like a basset hound in my head. I hope you didn't take offense, I love you guys, you're beautiful!

 
Posted by: Lisa G.  at: 11:51am 10/22/2007  
16

So glad you guys are back -- missed you last week! If you ever feel unappreciated, just remember all the people out there who love the show! I'm always bummed when there's a missing show, but I realize you have lives to live. You guys are great!

 
Posted by: DKH  at: 8:00pm 10/22/2007  
17

Remember a little while back about Betsy's story about making eye contact with nerds? (It was at Gnomedex or something.) Well it's totally true.

Last week the wife and I were on a bike trip with her co-workers. We were standing around drinking coffee and one of her friends from work was looking me right in the eye. As she looked I thought about how this was a perfect opportunity to prove Betsy wrong. (or at least prove I'm not not that geeky) I tried to return the eye contact, but try as I might, nerd instinct won out and I could not keep my eyes off the ground.

The point is, this show is awesome. I now have a deeper understanding about who I am. Thanks!

 
Posted by: CaptRespect  at: 8:51pm 10/22/2007  
18

Following up on Lisa G's comment, do you follow baseball at all? There's a player on the Red Sox that looks an awful lot like Kris. Hmmmm Kris, are you living a double life?

 
Posted by: Trish  at: 9:08pm 10/22/2007  
19

Tim's comment (#5) is offensive and displays his ignorance of the hard work, commitment, and huge challenges that are overcome by an Special Olympics athlete.

Try walking a mile in my shoes, Tim, and you'd never make a comment like that again.

 
Posted by: 3deweys  at: 1:47pm 10/26/2007  

 
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