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Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 09, 2007
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Croncast 2007-11-09 align= Croncast - 2007-11-09.mp3
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Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 09, 2007

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Croncast been holding it down for 3 Years
431 podcasts as of today
You got 3 years from us . . . leave us 3 sentences in the comments
You should play some of the old interviews
No
People can still download them, but I'm not playing them
Your kilted friend
That was an awkward situation
Oh, the Renn faire . . . what goes on there?
Can you create chemistry
I did the snowmobile show
It was the number one show in the world for a while
Then it disappeared
Yeah, Nick decided it was over . . . no moolah
Betsy, I got in your proximity
I feel sorry for your microphone
You need to brush your teeth
What is that crap you are eating
The humus
Not quite as bad as the Aquadots
I told you they were poison
Yeah, but you say every toy is poison
Any item is actually life threatening
I look at the world in the form of 'If I needed to defend myself in prison
Hey, I'm a producer
You could take over anything with a hot cup of coffee
Maybe I'll get my iPod back finally
Rock on Cronast
Do you know who this iPod begins long?
No more Samsonite luggage picking guys
Who the hell has an iPod full of ZZ Top
Speaking of things we talk about that offend people
Online degrees
Yes, Kris has one
And an AA from a junior college
I'm on the inside, I can make that joke
I worked in higher ed for 5 years
I watched the growth into online learning
We got no respect for it
Even from anyone in other distance education modes
I would still be representing as Captain Pizza making fine Italian pies
Working at a gas station is more of a psychographic read
I worked with a lottery winner
She won a couple million bucks
Just because she won the lottery doesn't make her interesting
I got lucky picking numbers
It isn't about how you won money, that isn't interesting
What happened with the money is interesting
Talked to a guy in Boston and he was like I made some loot
Then I left the country for 16 years
Don't remember it all
If I hadn't married you, I was this guy
It was like looking at myself at 65
Did your souls slip out and kiss
And minor nerve damage
Maybe he was eating Aquadots
There is something so unnatural about adding water to anything and making super glue
Seeing as how your body is 98 percent water someone should have caught that
Well, guys
Betsy is a mess
You broke down two minutes in
I am deep fried on the KFC scale
It's the job thing, the improv thing, eBay stuff and then class
You got to get on that
People need to just tell you what do
Betsy quit taking things dirty
What the hell is a safe word?
Yeah I know what it is
No one knows, I'm a deviant
I know what it is, that is what I was saying
No one at improv knew
Your audience won't know
The hell they won't, my audience will
WTF?
I have more respect with my audience than to talk down to them
I don't think I made it
You got to let it go
This is a good experience
You are learning from it
You are taking it off the deep end
You tried out for the local, yes local
They are here . . . not NY or LA
You just need more experience
Call them on it
Don't let it continue on
Deal with it and get an answer
Going to the DMV
They had the wrong soc # for me
They also had Slowsky still in the computer as being owned by you

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15 Comments
1

Hey Kris and Betsy - I haven't listed yet - the cast is downloading now - but I wanted to be the first to thank you guys for 3 years of shows!

My favorites -
BMX'n Boy
Kris tells tales of being a kid
Betsy and the FFA jacket / stories about FFA work
"Oh, Baby..."
"Mr. B!"
Puffing the Cuffs
Betsy explaining ins-and-outs of Goodwill...

Thanks for hours and hours and hours of great entertainment...

You guys rock,
NCN

 
Posted by: NCN  at: 12:20pm 11/09/2007  
2

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Oh Bears.
Weak Pelvic Floors.
Little blind deaf dog

 
Posted by: Sarah  at: 1:41pm 11/09/2007  
3

My favorite shows?

1.Betsy's garage sale adventures.
2.The worm farm and the homemade basketball hoop.
3.Anything poking fun at the Naperville women
4.Betsy's vacations
5.Nerds
6.Jeannie and Vickie stories
7. Listening to you guys laugh 3 times a week!
I look forward to Mon. Wed. and Friday..Thanks!

 
Posted by: margot  at: 2:53pm 11/09/2007  
4

My favorites have to be Betsy's stories of Valhalla!

Thanks for doing what you do, guys!

 
Posted by: EvilScienceChick  at: 5:30pm 11/09/2007  
5

My three favourite croncast moments...

Betsy & Jeannie's vacation to Elk Mountain...in particular the line "today's the day I get to go and shoot stuff".

Betsy's moral dilemma over whether to save the baby bunnies (which had been trodden on by one of her garage sale cronies) or run to the garage sale for a bargain.

Kris' laugh.

And all the other bits too. Thanks.

 
Posted by: Bernadette in Australia  at: 5:50pm 11/09/2007  
6

thanks guys!!
1. .. oh bears
2. kris loling
3. goodwill stuff
4. kris's "family"

 
Posted by: maria  at: 8:59pm 11/11/2007  
7

Thanks for the show and happy birthday Croncast!

I always look forward to listening to you guys. I loved the improv stories recently, and the Colorado right-wing resort, so are all the jokes about Unitarians (!!!) You guys are like good wine, getting better with time.

Don't get discouraged Betsy, I totally want to see you do standup. And Kris, enjoy the time off work, it's not going to last!

PS: I had no idea what a safe word was either, you are deviants!

 
Posted by: Jolimont  at: 5:03am 11/12/2007  
8

I have never heard of safe words either, I have a Discover Card and I have never bought anything at Ebay.Am I a nerd??LOL

 
Posted by: margot  at: 9:11am 11/12/2007  
9

1.Kris talking about Betsy trading for magic beans.

2.Squab!!

3.The whole Slowsky vacation series.

 
Posted by: Russell  at: 1:48pm 11/12/2007  
10

I have to add another

The Vahalla vacation...I am still jealous.

 
Posted by: Russell  at: 1:51pm 11/12/2007  
11

First off: Congratulations on the third anniversary of the show. That is quite an accomplishment given the short attention span people have these days. :)

On another note, you guys ROCK! Seems the shows just get better and better. Maybe the improv classes are helping, strange though that may seem.

Finally, and I don't have time to dig through the past couple shows comments for the specific reference, but I am an unfortunate graduate of University of Phoenix with a BS in Info. Tech. U of P was the worst schooling experience I have ever had in my life, short of phys ed in high school. The professors were more often than not ill-prepared for online teaching and there were cases where I knew more about the subject matter than the professor. I do not often admit to having attended U of P and *never* suggest it to anyone when they ask about attending. If I had it to do over, I would have attended UMUC since the programs are well designed and there is some level of expertise with the professors teaching the courses.

OK, 'nuff said...

 
Posted by: Dallas Blair  at: 6:24pm 11/12/2007  
12

Croncast is my new safe word... Casey\'s BBQ pizza and chocolate covered donuts have made me what I am today... Large and in charge. Congrats on 3 years and on your B-day.

Justin

 
Posted by: Justin Kaiser  at: 6:37am 11/13/2007  
13

Your show is awesome
So I wrote you a haiku
Best three years ever

 
Posted by: Nicholas Conrad  at: 12:24pm 11/16/2007  
14

@all - thanks for the words.

@Nicholas Conrad - seriously? a haiku? you are a bad man. james brown bad.

 
Posted by: kris  at: 2:40pm 11/16/2007  
15

Hello.. it's 'trailer bank' girl here wanting to thank you for 3 years worth of shows. You two are my favorite left wing- liberal democrats ever! ;) Seriously.. I relate with your podcasts very much.. My oldest is a 8 year old ADD giant too. I also sell things on EBay.. (don't hate me Betsy.. I'm no where near your caliber...*bows low*) Every show has brought a smile and a laugh. This is real life.. really funny! Betsy Rocks, you are my favorite.. and the stories of Kris's childhood and various jobs make very funny shows too. I don't care what your improv teacher says..You are very funny and a gift to this planet for it. I hope you always continue to make people laugh.. and here's to three more years of Show prep!!

 
Posted by: Shakeira  at: 8:25pm 11/20/2007  

 
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