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Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 21, 2007
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Croncast 2007-11-21 align= Croncast - 2007-11-21.mp3
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Length: 29:38
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This is a rocking show today
I forgot to give a shout out to Marisa on the show for her support!!
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I think we've been putting out too many shows
Everybody tells me that they are behind
Maybe we should do fewer shows?
Folks got a little time and they ask, "What are Kris and Betsy up to these days?"
People as things as if they weren't true
"Was the cake really that bad?"
Yes
You can't make up a cake like that
Our stories are spit-shined not made up
Betsy got a nice comment today
"you're the best. the number one on the planet"
The number 1 hussy
The number 1 reverse mullet wearer
Living in a ceramic tube by the river
Great art from dead junkie clothing crazy patched quilts
I can't go there with you, Kris
Yeah, I heard every bit of bitching
She starts talking to me like I am the friend in the wheelchair
Wow, I can't go there with you, Betsy
Off to the gem stones and stamp show
He pulls in to a handicap spot
Goes to the trunk and pulls out a wheelchair
A rental
Made of vinyl and sticky from last guys sweat
It's like me at Goodwill
A dent from the colostomy bag
You're dad had this planned
Re-gifted Chinese made products are fine
It was an ugly shirt
There is a fine line between gay and gangster
If you think I am dressing gay, then I am dressing good
Karma would be a drag queen in my world
Wouldn't she?
Betsy gets shot down by ChildServ for a job
I got the group home skills
"The children need stability"
What?
Teaching improv to juvenile offenders

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7 Comments
1

You better get back in the cart! *smack* hahaahahahahahaahah!!

 
Posted by: SueB  at: 10:59am 11/21/2007  
2

Kris, I stand corrected. You can do voices. But I do have one suggestion - try out your "Betsy's mom" voice at a party... but instead of telling people you're trying to sound like Betsy's mom, tell them it's your Ross Perot impression. You'll kill.

 
Posted by: Dan  at: 8:13pm 11/21/2007  
3

Great show, as usual. No, you don't put out too many shows either. Whoever said that is just trying to give Betsy an excuse to not do the show as often. Actually, I'd be willing to bet that Betsy "planted" the comment from your friend. ;)

Anyway, I was surfing the "best of craigslist" and came across this item (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/449401719.html) which had me rolling in laughter. Item 2 in the list is what's particularly of interest. Here's one small quote: "After all, you’re here every day with your Goodwill-fodder turned eBay treasure. (although I will give you props for being certified WT and under 200 lbs)." Give it a read and you'll most likely LYAO as I did.

 
Posted by: Dallas Blair  at: 10:02am 11/23/2007  
4

@Dallas - Betsy wishes she had planted it!

I just sent her the link . . . hopefully she will read my email.

@Dan - I told you I got voices. Now I need to work on making them the voice of the right person. Though, a good Ross Perot imitation will me big at 'the home' someday.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 2:32pm 11/23/2007  
5

Yes, I am behind on the listening, too, but this in NO WAY means that you put out too many shows. It just means I need to show more effort. Great show, you guys. It sounded like you were having as great a time recording it as I was having listening to it!

 
Posted by: Lisa G.  at: 9:28am 11/26/2007  
6

"There is a thin line between gay and gangster!"

"Wheelchair girl"

"republican... uptight but not smoking."

" I was tricked into having this baby"

"For the grace of Mother/Father God"

This epi is my all time favorite from all three years! Keep it up.. you guys are my vitamin D while it's snowy and dark outside!

(by the way.. I said your humor is a gift to the planet..but number 1 works too! ;)

 
Posted by: Shakeira  at: 5:05pm 11/29/2007  
7

I disagree with your thoughts about doing fewer shows. I usually get a about a week behind but I don't really count that as behind.

Also I was listening to your show while shopping this week and found myself outside a goodwill.

 
Posted by: Norman Huelsman  at: 2:52pm 12/01/2007  

 
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