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 Croncast - 2007-12-07.mp3
Show: #443
Length: 34:47
Size: 23.9mb
Format: mp3
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I'm going to commission something for you for Christmas, Kris
A bronze statue?
No, a paint by numbers
There has to be a service online like that
My paint by number would be one number
Yeah, with a bucket of porcelain white paint
Your improv classes are coming to an end
Sure I got one more to go
All anxious about this job stuff
You are like a woman this way, Kris
Your puffy cuffedness blasting
My beard was all jacked up
I needed a trim
The website can't see the fact you shouldn't
No shaving it off
I do enough repulsive crap in my day
I set you up with a barber for a beard trim
It wasn't a regular barber, it was mans man barber
So anyway I went to improv
It was great, I gave up the scene
He said, you intimidate me
The stay at home intimidator
I thought should I go with Kris to the man spa
Is Kris going to end up getting a happy ending massage?
Funny you should say that, I did get a free massage
I roll in right on time
They ask me my name
He had the pencil line goatee
That weird etched on looking beard thing
Kind of like a Backstreet boys
Head back to the lounge
What do you mean?
The cigar lounge in the back
Leather couches, flat screen TV
This woman walks in
She a masseuse
Would you like a free massage?
Sure
I don't any cash, I know this isn't free
Yeah, you gotta tip
Don't you have to get out to your job at The Buckle?
Yes, I also have a degree from there
You gotta be on the inside to tell a certain type of joke
I am on this inside
She was kneeding you dough and commenting that you were buff?
That is why I was laughing so so hard
I'm slumped in front of a computer all day
My muscles are dough
It was the sales pitch
I didn't take my shirt off
This was an 'over the clotheser'
Is that on the board?
I'll take an, a . . . over the clotheser
I meet the barber
When I say that I don't have time for a shave
The barber tells me that he can't just trim my beard
Without the shave he won't do it
I felt like I was in a Larry David episode
I had to argue with this man for 10 minutes to get in the chair
"It's all about chair time"
I'm in a really big hurry
I will pay you for the chair time
No, no you won't
I tell him that I am leaving
He says, come on back, I'll do it
"But you don't understand that I don't just do dis. I do dis."
I told him that knew he was an artist but I just need a trim
It all went down horribly
I can't even show people how bad my goatee looks
Oh, it sucks
Yeah, you look really bad Mr B
It's like my bad perm but on your face
Betsy thanks Markx again for the stuff
Especially, Thrift Score Zines
Marie Down South, the thrifty stripper
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So Kris, where are the photos of the mini goatee?
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Posted by: Lachie M
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1:48pm 12/07/2007 |
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We took some today but just like Betsy's bad perm I am afraid to share them. However, look for some or maybe one soon.
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Posted by: Kris
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2:40pm 12/07/2007 |
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at first when you mentioned the massage I was like I gotta get the name of this place! After the pencil thin mustache harry-chested barber.
I'm glad you took one for the team.
I hope the interview went well.
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Posted by: brian b at:
5:37pm 12/07/2007 |
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I almost spit potato leek soup out my nose during the massage/goatee story. Tears, I tell ya.
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Posted by: Ryan
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8:43pm 12/07/2007 |
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you want...happy ending?
I like to embarrass my husband by saying that around people who won't get the joke anyway. heh. I'm mean.
And since you put pictures up of Betsy's perm disaster, it is ONLY FAIR to put up pictures of your man-spa fiasco. ONLY FAIR!!!
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Posted by: EvilScienceChick
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10:23pm 12/07/2007 |
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Betsy, It is only right that Kris posts a picture of the man-spa goatee...
after the hsn dairy snake and the perm - you should force him to post a picture...
Kris,
do you EVER just go out, have a regular trip to a place, and then come home - no story, just, you know, leave, arrive, leave, get home...
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Posted by: NCN
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3:25pm 12/09/2007 |
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betsy made my stomach turn more than once this time. that means she is on the way to being a professional. great show!
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Posted by: SueB at:
9:27am 12/10/2007 |
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Just listened to the show, just saw the photo of the goatee. I like it, personally...you look more professional. It should help you in interviews.
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Posted by: Craig at:
10:56am 12/10/2007 |
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The photo went up on today's show. I will put a full shot up on flickr tomorrow.
@Craig - thanks, man. I do feel less like 'myself' but if it can get things moving on that front I willing to be someone else ;-).
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Posted by: Kris
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8:54pm 12/10/2007 |
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While you are 'bored' you can get custom paint by number kits here -
http://paintbynumberkit.com
Can't wait until you get back in a few days!
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Posted by: Cort at:
9:28am 01/04/2008 |
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