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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 10, 2007
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Betsy laughing during intro
James Brown sang "It's a Man's World"
But that's all wrong
I've seen enough previews from Showtime to know
It's a lipstick lesbians world
No, Kris, I've watched enough Lifetime TV
Betsy has 'dranken' a little much wine
My portion size is off drinking it out of a milk glass
I am not drinking wine because it is grape juice with alcohol
What?
That is like saying that I don't like Boone's Farm Wild Island
So I went to buy some wine at Costco
You can't take kids in there
You can take them in there
No way, Costco is way to shishi
They have to stand outside and scream
Man, when I was a kid my mom took us to Walgreens with her to buy booze
No way!
Yeah, she would go to get prescriptions filled
We would walk into the liquor department buy booze
Then go back to pick up the prescriptions
You need something to wash the pills down with
My grape juice didn't have pulp, Betsy
Listen to me retardo montoban
Wine and grape juice are parallel in my brain
You again agree with me
After last week's shows . . .
I won't apologize for shows anymore
But they didn't have the full funny
Elliot went on a trip with Betsy
What would Grandma want for Christmas Elliot?
Something for her 'Pitties'
What?
Those things that you ladies have that grow out of your armpits
Do you mean breasts Elliot?
Ummmmm . . . I don't know
You guys got those weird undees things that go over your 'Pitties'
Do you mean a bra?
You can't buy your Grandma a bra for Christmas
One day you start itching
Then your Pitties come out
Grandma bras on eBay
Our kids won't be having kids
Sure, Betsy
Can Kris leave the house without returning with a story?
Nope
Did you leave the house this weekend?
Yeah, I left last night
Two nerds sitting in a bar next to one another
Loud music, and communicate through twitter
I saw my friends this morning at the Goodwill opening
My video tape buyer shows up
He is great
He would be in a Thrift Score
I mentioned that I was doing some new stuff
He walked away from me
I wasn't trying to hang
I was trying to over do it
The best time to sell 9 1/2 Weeks
They will raid him and he is creepy
His wife thinks he's crazy
What are you doing wrong?
We are soul mates, Kris
Betsy's jealousy comes out
We had a hard week last week
Interviews are going great
More this week and some follow ups

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10 Comments
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Geek to Geek: I hate the taste of wine. However, I don't think it tastes like grape juice, grape soda, or grape Kool-Aid. In an attempt to pretend like I have a grown-up palate, I will drink a Kalimotxo (sometimes called Calimocho): half red wine, half Coca-Cola.

 
Posted by: Bob  at: 12:23pm 12/10/2007  
2

Just wanted to say that I really enjoy how you paint each other in extremes. I don't know were people don't get that it is part of the show. I probably wouldn't be listening each episode if it was too normal. Don't our extremes make us interesting?

The fact that the two of you can get on the air and have such a great rapport says a lot.

 
Posted by: Norman Huelsman  at: 5:09pm 12/10/2007  
3

ps: the weak goatee makes you look younger.

 
Posted by: Norman Huelsman  at: 5:15pm 12/10/2007  
4

Forget the weak goatee - is that a 'hoodie'?
Rock on, BMX-n-Boy, Rock on!

As far as the "extremes" - that's what makes this a SHOW!!!

NCN

 
Posted by: NCN  at: 7:08pm 12/10/2007  
5

@Bob - this all does mean that I will have to try it. So thanks for the drink recipes.

@Norm - thanks man! It is our extremes that make us interesting, I agree. They become the amplified idiosyncrasies that are our plumage. Say what? It just sounded right given the context.

@NCN - yep, I was sporting a hoodie today. In fact I am still wearing it. Since I'm not leaving the house much for travel it's much easier to lounge around.

 
Posted by: Kris Smith  at: 8:42pm 12/10/2007  
6

Wine tastes as much like grape juice as as beer tastes like barley.

Kalimotxo? Maybe if your idea of "wine" is something that comes in a plastic bottle so you don't hurt yourself when you roll off the park bench.

 
Posted by: Dan  at: 12:26pm 12/11/2007  
7

I'm not a big fan of wine either...unless you're trying to look classy while getting drunk or trying to impress a member of the opposite sex I don't see the point. It's like the disgusting taste of alcohol the first time you try it, except over and over.

 
Posted by: Dan  at: 1:31pm 12/11/2007  
8

Pitties! That's priceless.

 
Posted by: Lisa G.  at: 2:08pm 12/11/2007  
9

I do not think the goatee is as lame as you had made it out to be.

Also, saying you don't like wine because you don't like grape juice is like saying you don't like cheese because you don't like milk. But I know how this goes. Everyone starts piling up on you "just try the wine, Kris! you HAVE TO TRY IT! JUST TRY IT! GAAAAAAHHH TRY IT TRY IT TRY IT!" and then you just dig in and refuse and get more stubborn and OOOOH this gets to be this big "THING".

But I say NO! DON'T DRINK WINE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO! Be that way!

More for ME!!!!

 
Posted by: EvilScienceChick  at: 2:11am 12/12/2007  
10

Betsy should use reverse psychology (but now that I've said that she should you'll think that she isn't) and tell Kris not to drink wine.

 
Posted by: Dan  at: 10:40am 12/12/2007  

 
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