Season 4 Urgent Care Season 19 Ep 1: Big man small sled, CWI, Guilt

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Season 19 Ep 1: Big man small sled, CWI, Guilt
27 comments Added on 01/07/08 by Kris

Croncast - 2008-01-07.mp3
Show: #447
Length: 28:54
Size: 19.9mb
Format: mp3

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We're Back!!
Fake intro
New intro
New show art also
Welcome to what we're calling, 'Season 4'
We gotta keep it fresh
The show turns out to be a huge part of our lives
We interact through the show
You don't talk to me about your life
Now all you want is for me to be your 'manny' and watch the kids
We need the show for sharing with one another
Some really hilarious things happened
Painful for me
I am still in pain
You whiney monkey, hush
I get to call him out on this fakey, fakey shit
Can I tell the story?
Sure, give it your shot
You won't be able to do it
So you went to Elliot's holiday play
You left early
And guilty you should be
I had to leave!
No you didn't, you are unemployed
I'm literally being drug under a semi by you
I can't tell you about my secret he tells us
I never heard grand finale
Kris cuts out early, early
Let me tell this story
You are unemployed, you have no business
You shouldn't even look at your watch, bub
And yes, I felt guilty
So you decided to take him sledding
Let me tell this story
I go sledding with the man at 'Winter Mountain'
It's a snowboard hill near the house
It goes like this . . .
Big man on a small sled
Big man meets mogul and ground with his chest
This hill is getting bigger and bigger and Kris
Why where you sledding Kris?
You are an adult
When I landed on my side it sounded like bubble wrap popping
My chest was burning and I was out of breath
Right and you call me!!! Me!!!
I am trying to rest
You would have been better off with a Hefty back greased with Crisco
So you refuse to go to the emergency room
Days later you are still in pain
It was killing me
I was trying to be tough for my son
Kris, I put myself in danger for you
For absolutely nothing I did it
There was no red snow
You weren't dead or dying
I finally get you Urgent Care
After x-rays
Remember to take deep breaths
You have a 'Chest Wall Injury'
Kris you have a CWI!!!!
WTF, that isn't real!
I learned that I am made of dough
I am out of shape and things that moved weren't supposed to

Two news items:

1) We talked about changing up the show but couldn't come up with a format other than what we've got. So we're going to continue on until we reach our 500th show in about 5 months. If we do any shows after that they are bonus.
2) We're starting a new weekly podcast January 19th delivered every Saturday. It will be a ResaleQueen podcast focused on, well, what else but resale issues.

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27 Comments

1	Yes! Now I can go shopping again, listening to you. ;)) (Somehow it is not the same without you in my ears and people staring at my and thinking wtf is that women laughing about?!) Looking forward to the resale queen podcast as well ;)
1	Posted by: Nicole Simon at: 12:11pm 01/07/2008
2	I left for work late today, hoping you might have the show up before my long commute back to real life after a two-week Christmas break. Boo, no show, boring ride. But so glad you're back! I can't wait to listen to the show to see if News Item #1 is as scary as it sounds: Croncast for only 5 months more??!? NooOOooOOOOooo!
2	Posted by: Lisa G. at: 1:12pm 01/07/2008
3	Yeah, you're back. But it's not up on itunes yet :( I'll be refreshing all day. Happy New Year and Happy New Season!
3	Posted by: Lisa at: 1:13pm 01/07/2008
4	Dammit! Who the hell else am I going to convince to do a show 3 times a week? You find yourself a nice show... you think things are going well... but wait! The show says it needs a break. It needs some space. Okay, I understand... we all need space, but we're getting back together, right? Yes, says the show. We're getting back together after our break. But, no - the show doesn't really want to get back together. It just wants to hang out for a while. I feel used, USED! You treat me like a piece of meat... I feel dirty. Tell me you still love me...
4	Posted by: Dan at: 2:03pm 01/07/2008
5	Nooooo...stopping at 500. What is going to get me through the week then. Glad to have you back for now.
5	Posted by: Russell at: 2:33pm 01/07/2008
6	@Dan - we still love you! and in a totally clean way. we've got 4+ months together before we ship off with the legion. we plan to make the next 53 shows (more than most podcasters ever produce) the best of the entire show. no slowing down, no fading away. we will be going full speed ahead until 500.
6	Posted by: Kris at: 2:35pm 01/07/2008
7	Yes....Now I can feed my Cron-crack addiction.
7	Posted by: Philip Z at: 2:44pm 01/07/2008
8	question after the 500th show do i take off my Croncast license plate holder? http://www.cafepress.com/croncast
8	Posted by: cb at: 3:31pm 01/07/2008
9	so glad you are back!
9	Posted by: tina seamonster at: 3:47pm 01/07/2008
10	I'm so excited you guys are back!! I can't imagine life after you guys quit. I've had a hard enough time these last few weeks without you guys! How are we supposed to get though our boring work days wihtout Croncast?
10	Posted by: Rheanna at: 9:09pm 01/07/2008
11	Welcome back! It just got boring listening to december's show over and over again. ;) However, I hope the new show will be as good as Croncast. And until then, keep on rocking guys!
11	Posted by: Joerg at: 7:11am 01/08/2008
12	Nooooo! I don't know if I can live a life without Croncast!!!
12	Posted by: Andrea at: 8:53am 01/08/2008
13	Welcome Back. I missed you! First found your podcast last summer after reading an article online in the Chicago Tribune about podcasts. The article referenced favorite podcasts from contributors to their newspaper. Croncast was mentioned and I have been a loyal listener ever since. While listening to every new one, I'm making my way thru the archives. Thanks for always putting a smile on my face!!! P.S. I, living in Denver, especially loved your Colorado trip podcasts. Hillarious!
13	Posted by: Karen in Denver at: 1:43pm 01/08/2008
14	I have a smile on my face.
14	Posted by: Producer Bill at: 2:47pm 01/08/2008
15	I thought for sure Betsy was going to say the cops were following her for going through a light and locking Gigi in the car...
15	Posted by: margot at: 7:59pm 01/08/2008
16	I was really hoping you were going to say "after the 500th, we go to a subscription model." I'd sign up. Maybe The Man can pick up the croncast duties at some point, perhaps a "GiGi and The Man" podcast. I'm looking forward to the Resale Queen. P.S., if there is no need for show prep, what is life?
16	Posted by: Mike at: 11:27pm 01/08/2008
17	Talk about a bipolar podcast! I was ecstatic today when I found Croncast back on my Ipod. Three days a week for a few years is a hard habit to give up. The show started good, everything was interesting and normal, then wham! A 2 X 4 upside the head. No more shows on the horizon! I know change is good but it sure sucks! How about once a week? I�ll certainly listen to the Resale Queen but it sure would be nice to hear my podcast friends in the old format once in a while.
17	Posted by: Roger at: 7:29am 01/09/2008
18	I would be happy with once a month! Hopefully we will find out the reasons for canceling the show in next episodes. I would pay if you went to subscription model.
18	Posted by: Philip Z at: 3:53pm 01/09/2008
19	Come on guys...1,000 is a much nicer number, don't you think?
19	Posted by: Craig at: 9:27am 01/10/2008
20	glad for the next 50 shows but damn yo - I'm bummed!
20	Posted by: Kelly C at: 11:48am 01/10/2008
21	Glad to see you guys are back...but only 53 more shows?? Can you space them out some, maybe one a week or every 2 weeks? Prolong the inevitable? You will definitely be missed...
21	Posted by: Melanie at: 6:03pm 01/10/2008
22	So sad! Wow will you be missed. Not only does your show make cleaning the kitchen every night a little more fun, it also had gotten me through all my son's night feedings last year. Instead cooing soft lullabies as I gazed tenderly at his little face in the wee hours, I was snorting and giggling with the headphones on. Couldn't have done it without you. I guess I can't have another kid now!
22	Posted by: Tina at: 2:05am 01/11/2008
23	dont leave us!! you are our friends!! !!
23	Posted by: maria at: 9:07am 01/11/2008
24	Yeah! Yuse guys are back! We missed you. Best from your nerdy friend in Texas!
24	Posted by: Tom Pokey at: 8:57pm 01/11/2008
25	Honestly, you guys have one of the best programs on the web. The production values and content are as good as anything else on satellite radio. Have you approached Sirius, and/or XM?
25	Posted by: brian at: 10:19am 01/20/2008
26	well its good that you guys are back but it sucks its only till the summer.
26	Posted by: jack at: 9:16pm 01/20/2008
27	NOOO! I am so happy you are back and so sad that you will be gone again. I can't imagine listening to anyone else while I am doing my Mom stuff.... please.... xo from California Jan
27	Posted by: Jan at: 10:45pm 01/20/2008