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Season 19 Ep 3: Wheel of Fortune, Mailmen, Mrs. Coach
8 comments      Added on 01/11/08 by Kris
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After reading the comments I am starting to feel sad
Kris, don't feel sad . . . you'll change your mind
Real reasons
We just do it, it's become part of our day
We've become part of that
It's like a radio station
And they are playing Rod Stewart
What? Kris you have lost your mind
Would you rather I say Nazareth "Hair of the Dog"?
What are you talking about?
You should pre-screen your thoughts
Like a celebrity does
Wive's would love these things
Coming back from the long break
Saying things as opposed to telling stories
It was your birthday it made for a weird show
I have to go to the bank
I noticed you didn't buy your own cake
Yes, I needed to step it up and buy one
The bank was a ruse
Turns out the cake was frozen
Much like you
I couldn't really cut it
I told the kids it was an ice cream cake
I forgot to buy candles
Yeah, you made me blow out a lighter
It wasn't just a Bic
This is why being married to you is difficult
You should just say what I think
Kris starts telling Elliot about the lighter
All I can think is shut up, idiot
He doesn't need to know that stuff
I thought about the house burning down
You gotta pull the thing back and click
Mr B. I am so worried about the Wheel of Fortune audition
What am I going to wear?
What am I going to do with my hair?
I think you are projecting a bit
I am going to start combing my eyebrows over my forehead
I hit 33 and my eyebrows are out of control
Big eyebrows are creepy
I didn't say mono-brow
You think the producers are looking for middle America
A mom with pizzaz
I'm not sure I buy that
Maybe you should watch the show
Men wear suits . . . the same on that they wear to funerals and weddings
All the women wear pins
That reminds me of the coach story when you were helping Andy shop
Leave it up to your mom
She'll just buy it off QVC for you
The UPS man, the mail man and the garbage man all have our numbers
QVC delivered twice a day around here
The mail man knows everything that goes on in your life
She's got QVC on the tv and the laptop
The guy from the Queer Eye show is on, she yells
We wake up every Wednesday morning to breaking glass
The garbage man hates us
The QVC bags all end up scattered around the cul de sac
When I was a kid we got the neighbors mail for a week
I knew that he wasn't paying his bills
Water is a luxury
He spent all of his money on Jaguars and software
Baby, you got unfinished projects everywhere
It's typically the man
Feigning the CWI to watch prison shows
It was a very serious sledding injury
I can wear chest pads
Keeping up with the IRS
Just one of those things
Monday you be blinded by my bespangled sweater and snow man pin
I need to seem charming and wholesome
Don't tell them about the podcast
I already did
Well then you need to be yourself
Jeanie said I won't be funny in a pant suit
I disagree you would look very funny in a pant suit

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8 Comments
1

how come this show didn't come up in my itunes like normal?

 
Posted by: shirky  at: 9:28am 01/11/2008  
2

hey shirky, check out this post.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 10:26am 01/11/2008  
3

Great show, both of you were in top form!

 
Posted by: George  at: 5:57pm 01/11/2008  
4

We'll all be needing "Team Betsy" quarter-zip fleeces to watch the Wheel of Fortune starring Our Lady of Recycled Treasures.
I'm thinking a llama-themed logo....

 
Posted by: Listener Bob  at: 2:18pm 01/12/2008  
5

How can you give up this format... it is GOLD!

 
Posted by: Russell  at: 11:25am 01/14/2008  
6

The show that you were talking about where Andy goes clothes shopping with Betsy is one of my all time favorites, a classic. It's the episode that I give to people to try and turn them on to Croncast and it still makes me laugh even though I've listened to it several times. It's definitely worth revisting if anyone out there hasn't heard it - it's episode #210 http://www.croncast.com/show/115/cks-2006-04-03.mp3

 
Posted by: Brad  at: 12:31pm 01/14/2008  
7

I cannot tell you the anguish i felt the day you announced that croncast will be going away. I understand that things are not going as well as you would have hoped at this time, Kris you are out of work and your latest venture has jeapordised your families security. Certainly if Croncast or any other podcast was a viable means of income at this time it could possibly mean that there would be income for your family, however, that is neither realistic nor even in the pipe dream category.

I would like you to remember that the reason you started croncast was to dcument your life, that my friend has not changed. Of course for us voyeuristic fans who just want to live vicariously through Betsy's stories and wonder why none of that funnyass shit happens to us it's only and extended benefit if you continue.

yours truly

cemseller.

Slowsky forever.

BTW please don't delete all the old episodes, let us have them forever even if you dump them on some free site like
like we do.

 
Posted by: cemseller  at: 11:09am 01/15/2008  
8

Awesome episode! Croncast has become a regular part of my commute and when I hear the format may change, it feels like a friend is moving away. So don't go!

But if you must, I was thinking: you guys need money, we need old episodes. If you're going to take them away, how about selling us old seasons on DVD. I would buy 'em.

 
Posted by: Sleek  at: 3:42pm 01/17/2008  

 
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