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5 comments      Added on 01/14/08 by Kris
This is directed at you, the lost individual awash in delusions that what you want to do with your face is 'cool'.

If the you that I directed this to is really you and you were the one that searched on Google for 'pencil thin beards + maintenance' then please send us a pic of the train wreck that will adorn your cheeks.

Also, I am sure that there is a boy band out there someplace attempting a come back, which has to be the reason for this search. Good luck with that.
  

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5 Comments
1

Darn! You watch those referrals pretty close, don't you? I don't have a picture to send, yet, but as soon as I do, I'll send the train wreck your way. At least you don't have the referrals from Google that I get (or maybe you do). I definitely don't want pictures, though. (linked on my name)

 
Posted by: Tom Simpson  at: 3:58pm 01/14/2008  
2

HAHA! BTW "Good luck with that. " is one of the meanest dismissals ever. Hmmm... why are there GIbson guitars in your eBay ads? What does that say about me? I never even touched a Gibson!

 
Posted by: SueB  at: 6:00pm 01/14/2008  
3

Wow Kris! Pot…Kettle…black etc. I thought your bohemian flavour-saver/goatee went out around the time that Clinton was getting into Interns.

 
Posted by: Lachie McLean  at: 6:41pm 01/14/2008  
4

Why do you have to publicly humiliate Evan? You're such a jerk! :)

 
Posted by: Mike  at: 9:44pm 01/14/2008  
5

I can be a bit portentous when it comes to facial hair. I have a vested interest in the bearded community. I've had my tuft like this for sixteen years.

Facial hair isn't meant to be cool, it is a way of life. Ask a bearded dude, or lady.

These young cats and daily beard shapers are an affront to true bearddom.

If you can't trim it with scissors or pruning shears it isn't a beard.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 8:13am 01/15/2008  

 
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