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Season 19 Ep 5: Three Cheese Taco, Spinning Air, Juicy
7 comments      Added on 01/16/08 by Kris
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Stuffed nose and tinny voice
Baby I love you
Nobody wants to hear about you
You smell delicious
Like a three cheese taco
You know how to butter me up
I know how to sour creme you up
It is all about me today
Sure, we got to talk about your Wheel of Fortune contestant audition
I got in 3 hours early
You don't want to be late
So I went to the greatest resale shop on the planet
I hope Goodwill didn't hear that
It's called the Brown Elephant
The greatest mens clothing ever
They are having a leather and sex toy day
There are some lines in resale that must be drawn
I would try to avoid that day
Leather and sex toy day at the Brown Elephant
Occasionally I find kids clothes
They usually don't have them
But I opened my eyes and there it was
The greatest china set I've found yet
Even if I don't get on The Wheel I have scored today
You called me
I love how you are trying to get in to my story
The auditions were being held at the W hotel
Nice joint
Other people from middle of nowhere
How do we get to 6th floor?
Betsy, press the shiny button with a 6 on it
So I start hanging out with this guy
Having a good time
We almost missed the auditions
We got in just in time
They had a projection of the stage set
This was the first phase of auditions
Easiest way to say no, "bankrupt"
When it was my turn I jumped up like it was the Price is Right
Total ham
So my new friend solved his puzzle
Some people weren't catching on
Don't be dry
They were giving stage direction
People start falling by the wayside
Then they throw round two at us with a written test
Good thing you know how to write
I made it to the third round
I have to spin an invisible wheel
Then we introduced ourselves
"I'm a stay at home comedian"
The whole room died laughing
"I'm a very down to earth celebrity"
I nailed it
That is why I have made it all the way
Thank you Mr B
Hire Kris for your tagline too
I told them that we do the podcast too
Don't call a letter that has already been called
Some people spun the invisible wheel the wrong way
There were lots of stand out people
We want 'juicy'
Good thing that they didn't say that at the Brown Elephant
They want the whole package
Thanks for coming out
Most likely all of you have made it
You will find out by the end of the month if I made it
They will send us letters for either the Chicago taping or a LA shoot
Good thing I got miles for a trip if you need them
I did the best that I could do
That is all you need
You've got a good shot

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7 Comments
1

This is going down as one of my favourite shows. I hope The Secret sends your letter by the end of the month Betsy.

 
Posted by: Bernadette in Australia  at: 6:22pm 01/16/2008  
2

Way to go Betsy, I love hearing your stories and I am so glad you nailed the wheel audition. When you are on TV you need to give all of us Cronast nerds a big shout out!!

 
Posted by: margot  at: 9:06pm 01/16/2008  
3

I think those last for people were the 'straight man' contestants maybe.

i hope the secret sends you a letter AND a free ticket to LA and if the Secret could time it the same as the nerdfestpodconvention you'd all be happy.

 
Posted by: SueB  at: 9:00am 01/17/2008  
4

I am sooo excited that Betsy could be on the Wheel. If it really comes true but takes place after the 500th show, you guys have got to do the Croncast Reunion Show (a Very Brady Croncast?) and let us all know the inside story - not to mention ample warning of the air date.

 
Posted by: Brad  at: 2:22pm 01/17/2008  
5

Congrats, Betsy!!! I'm so glad that you've made it so far. Good going. :)

So what's going on with you, Kris? With all this Wheel stuff, we haven't gotten to hear much about your stuff. As much as I've greatly enjoyed hearing about all this other activity, I look forward to hearing what else is going on with you guys. Still loving the show, the new season is great (as is the new music) and you're both still two of my favorite "on-air" personalities. You two rock.. both of you.

 
Posted by: Russ Matthews  at: 5:48pm 01/17/2008  
6

Hey Kris and Betsy,

I just wanted to let you know that I LOVE Croncast, and have been listening since I discovered it (including going back and listening to the old episodes). I am heartbroken that you are going to stop broadcasting, but also REALLY excited about the new thrifting/resale podcast (Betsy's reselling was what brought me to your podcast in the first place).

Anyway, just wanted to let you know that I think you both have star quality, and even when you say stuff I really disagree with (pitt bulls...), you entertain me throughout the work week. Thanks.

Grace

 
Posted by: Grace  at: 10:00am 01/18/2008  
7

Hi Kris and Betsy! I went back to where I'm at in your podcasts. I did see that you're ending what you're doing and doing something different, but I still have 6 months of this to entertain me. Will Betsy actually get on the Wheel? Sure, it's already happened in your world, but in my world, it has yet to happen.

Good luck with whatever is in your future!

 
Posted by: Tricia  at: 7:07pm 06/23/2008  

 
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