CB Radio The Coffee Drinker Season 19 Ep 13: The Coffee Drinker, Whip Antennae, CB Radio Booty Call

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Season 19 Ep 13: The Coffee Drinker, Whip Antennae, CB Radio Booty Call
5 comments Added on 02/06/08 by Kris

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BigJon wanted to know who "The Coffee Drinker" is
Suspense, I don't how we did it
The Coffee Drinker background
Has something to do with CB Radios
The big whip antennae's on trucks
If you had two you were the shit
So some ladies would come on night and ask for "The Coffee Drinker"
We thought it might be a kid like us
A sophisticated kid drinking Folgers with their folks
Could have been the farmers having coffee
Water and syrup falls on ice in cup
Too much for a small town person to handle
Yeah, you need training to run the fountain soda dispenser
The old guys brought in a scanner
The Coffee Drinker wouldn't reply back
Of course he wouldn't
Kris, you need some help
Get yourself something nice when I don't talk
Cruising around in the morning
How do you know who his kid is?
Bill had some issues
He had rebel flag stickers on his car, no one really liked him and he listened to too much AC/DC
He says, that The Coffee Drinker was his dad
His dad tilled my garden every year
Is that why you are the way you are?
Maybe I should have said tilled my mom's garden
You gotta use the lingo
Smokey and the bandit style
A CB radio booty call
It's not the one that you are thinking of
They are like nannies
Small town = "Not my business"
I think I need to resurrect this story
You can't just end there
You have to come with conviction
Your car won't want to stop
These people just let life happen to them
Until something forces them to move on
No lapping waves at their shore
Lots of driving around happens
He pulled you over because he wanted to talk to you
Where I'm from men can't do that
You're with that Smith boy, ain't you
Johnny law vs. the high school kids
Typical
They don't have any training
This is how you hit'em with the yellow pages
This is how you hit'em with the white pages
He was throwing the beers out the sun roof
Straight up in the air
The cop is dodging our beer cans
You left a trail of beer crumbs for him to follow
It was late at night they could have been anyone's beers
There were a lot of drunk bunnies and chipmunks the next morning
What should you do in that situation?
Full circle in your life would be becoming the town cop

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5 Comments

1	Kris, you never told us... what was _your_ call sign?
1	Posted by: Dan at: 8:21pm 02/06/2008
2	I susspect Kris's call sign would have been "gotee"
2	Posted by: flack at: 10:54am 02/07/2008
3	i knew it was a cop last week. it was one step away from "doughnut eater"
3	Posted by: SueB at: 11:13am 02/07/2008
4	i wasn't even cb cool in a small town. my monte carlo just wasn't macho enough for the antennae.
4	Posted by: Kris at: 9:34am 02/08/2008
5	Hehehe...I got mentioned. But yeah...you guys had me thinking all weekend "I wonder who the coffee drinker was". :D
5	Posted by: BigJon at: 12:07pm 02/11/2008

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