record player Tim Alexander Season 19 Ep 14: International Player, Un-Unitarian, Faded Duds

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Season 19 Ep 14: International Player, Un-Unitarian, Faded Duds
6 comments Added on 02/08/08 by Kris

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Here we are for 2008 02 08
If you were an international player such as myself
What do you do internationally?
Podast internationally three times a week
You are an exporter baby
The air mattress can hold more money
Less filler
Thesises theses who knows . . .someone does
Mixed intro with Betsy
Comments about Kris's CB handle
I didn't have one
I was never in to it
You mean you were never allowed
Your CB would have been made of a Fisher-Price record player
It wasn't bad to the bone
When the bullet hits the bone
Different that what you think
It's a Friday . . . we gotta keep things loose
You are doing a live improv show
How do you do a "non-live" improv show?
I see, but you have to be spontaneous
You're gonna be prissy
The guy who likes to flip over chairs
You are manic
So are your people
Yeah, but you are predictable too
What do you do?
Kid who talks so much
I am bothered already
It's just stupid
No enough
I do hate improv
Ninety five percent of it is bad
Five percent is good
I don't like sitting through it to catch the good stuff
If it were tv I would change the channel
What is your next step?
I can't do it I'm 32
The younger people can do it
We'd be opening strip shows
He takes off his coat and he has my shirt on
I flipped out
But why?
How un-unitarian is it of you
To challenge your child on the gender specificity of his clothes
You should have worried more that it was your shirt
The first person that owned that messed up
The lady who bought it at Goodwill was out of their minds
Everybody gives me a hard time about my clothes
No one else gets it baby
Your 1998 pants need to be destroyed
Your stove pipe pants hearken back to grunge days
They have been sitting at Goodwill for 10 years
You rescued them from the slow ship to Africa
Those pants sang to you
I wash, dry and they fit like a glove
You are irrationally afraid of sharks and feet
Tromping around in the snow
That is the bummer part
You put on yesterday's pants
If they have yesterday's salt ring on them
That is a total bummer
I hate the midwest
I just don't care, Kris
If you won't let your kid wear it
You shouldn't wear it either
I don't consider what Elliot would look like in it
We've come a long way since we moved into the suburbs
I have been assimilated and so have you
I am not talking politics with you
People will realize that Obama has Jesus shooting out of his eyes
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6 Comments

1	Uh... I nearly died when I read that in the Nap News Sun. Seriously, though, it is nice to know we aren't the only ones with an Obama sign in our yard. The old ladies at our polling place rolled their eyes at me, when I asked for the Dem ballot... Great show!
1	Posted by: Tara at: 12:49pm 02/08/2008
2	Being from the midwest myself, I think the women dress like men. As they get older their hair gets shorter, their noses get bigger and their earlobes hang down to their knees. Its a very sad commentary for a 74 year old bachelor like myself. Dont let yourself go Betsy! You are a pretty lady. Work on that wardrobe and Kris will stay around forever.
2	Posted by: larry at: 12:55pm 02/08/2008
3	How sad that Betsy doesnt care what she looks like and that Kris attacks her on the podcast. I didnt know what was worse. Todays show made me sad for both of you...
3	Posted by: mary at: 4:05pm 02/08/2008
4	Whoa! My name is in the show notes! Thanks for sharing the love, Kris.
4	Posted by: Tim at: 7:55pm 02/08/2008
5	I've still got some clothes I got as hand-me-downs in the early 90s. I gave up long ago on trying to be fashionable. It's just not something I'm interested in. I do try to get rid of clothes when they get holes or stains, but that's about as far as I go.
5	Posted by: RichSPK at: 6:00pm 02/09/2008
6	Regarding the toddler and the toilet paper...just be glad she hasn't figured out how to put some toilet paper into the bowl, leaving it attached to the roll, then flush and watch it unravel half the roll as it goes down. I didn't perfect that one until I was 21. :D
6	Posted by: BigJon at: 12:05pm 02/11/2008