Homer Simpson Bar Louie Season 19 Ep 15: KGB Training, Easy Women, The Long Haul

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Season 19 Ep 15: KGB Training, Easy Women, The Long Haul
10 comments Added on 02/11/08 by Kris

Croncast - 2008-02-11.mp3
Show: #461
Length: 33:28
Size: 22.9mb
Format: mp3

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Pick post any post
Tell me what kind of man I am
What kind of dirty man
What kind of wife walks around slovenly
You've fixed it
You look like Theo on The Cosby Show
The shirt is crazy
Right and I love it
My mom bought it from home shopping network
It is designed for a pin
It looks like a bank secretary
When these comments come in
Yeah, they come from new listeners
Do you remember the Lincoln?
Having to slide out of it shotgun style
It was always falling apart
Passing money out the door at McDonald's because window is broken
There was a lot of tension in the house early on
Years worth of tension
But the shows got better
Our lives got better
I am surprised anyone listened
I love you but my friend hates you guys
You gotta work with me people
We've gotten a lot better at telling stories
We like to deliver a good show
Hence, the word 'show'
I don't sparkle when I move
On that tip, we've been cranking out the Resale Queen
Catch up now
It's a show about topics
Not nothingness
Buy it used on eBay NIP
My improv show this week
This is your big shot
A career option
Some might call me gifted
I don't know who those people are
At a party with Betsy
She shares this all the time, "yes, I skipped a grade"
That is one of the first things people tell you
Technically what we are doing here is illegal
No money changed hands
Thank for easy women
I wouldn't have been married if it weren't for easy women
You wouldn't have been born if it weren't for easy women
There is a woman at the class who REALLY likes me
She tried to undress me during a scene
Does it make you feel good?
So we got Bar Louie and now this woman
What are you learning at improv?
First rule is to be supportive
Second is don't undress anybody
Maybe it is you
Are you sending the vibe?
No, no, no, no, noooooooo
She pulled my shirt up in front of a room of people
Audience was like ewww
Nobody wants to see my baby tummy
It looks like I was attacked by a bear
80 members?
That is not a home owner's association
I respectfully decline to go down this road
I battled with the Russian chick again
Shopping with the kids is like having a wild raccoon duct taped to your back
You get to see everyone's ankle bracelets
She took my plates
It's her KGB training
You crossed the line and should have never done it

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10 Comments

1	yall should check this out http://www.improveverywhere.com/ since they do some crazy stuff
1	Posted by: jarod at: 12:37pm 02/12/2008
2	I like ya Betsy but stop insulting every nationality and state in your stories, PLEASE! Its ignorant.
2	Posted by: larry at: 4:51pm 02/12/2008
3	If I paypal you guys $40, can you send me all of the shows on dvds? Just preparing for the worst, should it come to pass :(
3	Posted by: brian at: 9:09pm 02/12/2008
4	Larry.. please, PLEASE stop taking everything so seriously, and/or stop listening/posting ... I really don't think the smith family needs the negativity, leave that to Eeyore Kris. ;)
4	Posted by: flack at: 10:27am 02/13/2008
5	what you DON'T know, Betsy, is that the ukranian woman has her OWN podcast: The ResaleCzarina. Her tips for goodwill shopping is to leave kids at home and make mafia-like deals in exchange for things from your cart. She also condones kicking, so watch your back!
5	Posted by: Evilsciencechick at: 12:26pm 02/13/2008
6	I agree with flack in response to Larry. Just like the tube, if you don't like something, change the channel. Or maybe you secretly like it? I feel a bit honored to have the Croncast clan insult many of the things I believe in. At the end of the day, it's a "show".
6	Posted by: timeshifted at: 12:50pm 02/13/2008
7	@brian - that can be arranged.
7	Posted by: Kris at: 8:57am 02/14/2008
8	whoa kris! you did NOT just blame the victim for attracting drunk guys and crazy chicks! DEAR LARRY: We Newjerseyans shamelessly insult every state in the union - being the butt of all jokes for years ourselves - it's cathartic - and it's nice to know it's not just us who think the world is a madhouse of characters. And Betsy's freakin' funny, Yo!
8	Posted by: SueB at: 8:21am 02/15/2008
9	I've listed to this one at least four times this past week. A classic edition of Croncast IMHO! Funniest one in a while!
9	Posted by: Mike W. at: 10:33am 02/22/2008
10	da best. Keep it going! Thank you
10	Posted by: KrisBelucci at: 1:28am 06/02/2009