Presidentologists do it better (late show today) 0 comments Added on 02/18/08 by
Kris
President's Day is a really big day for us. We usually celebrate it by throwing a party for our friends and other President worshipers. We've never told anyone this before but we are Presidentologists.
Yes, it is true.
One day Abraham L. will come back for us in his wooden, beaver pelt powered spaceship. He will take with him only the believers.
If I drive by an auto accident, I can look at it and know that myself and the other Presidentologists are the only people who can truly help those injured in it.
For these reasons the today's show will be later this afternoon. We've got some rituals to finish at the water park.
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