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Season 19 Ep 20: Stage Mommy, Tight Wrangler's, Your people
5 comments      Added on 02/27/08 by Kris
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You look business like today, Kris
Are you kidding me?
Are you looking at me or did you lose eyesight?
You can't say the you actually left the house
Not once did I leave the house in the last 1 1/2 since I started working at home to work
Sure I traveled and did work but when it was time to work I was at home
Every time that that I go to a Caribou or a Starbucks
There are always
Maybe they think what you and I do is ridiculous
You have tons of passion
Your new routine is to work until 1 a.m.
I watched The Wire on demand
I've been working 14 hour days baby
Spending lots of time at 6 am with our son
He's got a great creative mind
Betsy, you are becoming a stage mommy
You are
The vicariousness of you actions is evident
You should just be outside with him
I was never interested as a kid
Yeah, but now you are
He doesn't have any fear about talking to people
Bursting into song in the McDonald's restroom can be embarrassing
He's got bad coordination like you
You need two mirrors to even see your hair
Why are there no Goodwill scores lately
Clean out their whatever?
I am waiting for grandmothers to die so their kids can donate her china
Baby, I don't know about your business plans
They all involve death
Like what?
Uh, Murder McMansions?
Oh, yeah
It is a good thing I don't have a ton of insurance
It's a good that that lottery winner in Georgia was a woman
If her husband had won he would have left her
Do you fear that?
The debt reduction plan
Having some drinks with Mike Marusin
Join Twitter!
Kris - http://twitter.com/croncast
Betsy - http://twitter.com/resalequeen
The Guinness Girls were there?
Yes
Did they have muffin tops?
No
Then they were girls
You don't make enough for me to get my boobs fixed
Then you could get a Guinness girl job
I could do apple bottom jeans for cowboys
Most farm girls with tight jeans got that weird butt
How do they get that?
From riding horses
Strong butt and thighs
At the FFA convention the Wyoming female contingent could crush cars
What are you plans for after 500 shows?


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5 Comments
1

This is a friend of mine, who had her sons wear the shirts to a Obama rally...

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Great show!

 
Posted by: Tara  at: 2:19pm 02/27/2008  
2

YES! I would TOTALLY be your maid of honor, Betsy! And then when all your friends and family ask you "who's the fat chick over there?" you can say "that's the chick who almost got us sued by professor douchebag!"

SWEET!

 
Posted by: EvilScienceChick  at: 10:16pm 02/27/2008  
3

great show!!!

ya should really make the move to pownce though... twitter has been down a lot lately and pownce can do so much more!

 
Posted by: jarod  at: 10:45pm 02/28/2008  
4

I can't get enough of your show. Just started listening and already have connected. Mommy issues, stage parents, Dave Ramsey, having fun, and being in love. Awesome stuff. Don't quit, or if you do bring us something else. Big C

 
Posted by: Big C  at: 2:44pm 02/29/2008  
5

Given your vacation record, would skipping vacation to get out of debt be such a bad thing?

 
Posted by: CaptRespect  at: 7:54am 03/05/2008  

 
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