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Season 19 Ep 21: John Adams, Hershey's Floor, Lock Picking Kit
5 comments      Added on 03/17/08 by Kris
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It's been a couple weeks
It's good to hear your voice baby
Stasis soon, I said
That was work
Thanks to Josh Bancroft for the message
Betsy was just attacked
It is no one else's fault but yours
You are to blame
I was watching a show about John Adams on HBO
Which is a sign your balls are reaching your knees
What were you watching?
Oprah's Big Give
I heard it is horrible
Yeah, it is pretty bad
Mom decided to go to bed
I thought I would pick up her old dog and carry it upstairs
I am talking about my empathy for this cold hearted bitch
I reach down to pick up the dog
And what do I get
That bitch attacked me with her one good tooth
She inserted it viciously into the palm of my hand
I got the hysterical laughs
Don't make me put the dog to sleep
She was laying on a piece of Zeus's bone
That is why she bit
I know
This is on page one of your baby book
Your mom tried to get your dad to do something he shouldn't
You love chaos in your life
Why else would I be married to you?
You look at a situation that appears to be calm
And you can find the chaos
How can you disagree with me?
I can't
That brings me to a story Mr. B
Jeanie is moving on up
Up where
Here you doofus
You neglected to notice that your children aren't in school
You have set precedence with this
Yeah, I have dropped him off twice with no school
Hello
So we take Elliot with us to go and look at rental homes
That is a good idea
Jeanie calls up a property management company
We have three houses lined up
Is that foreshadowing? Is that what they call it in the biz?
For $1100 a month what do you get?
The lemon yellow peeling paint house
It was made for a Model A
If you kick out the stick it all would have fell down
Couldn't tell where the house was
How could you not?
We saw it and the Psycho music played
Jeanie is polite
We went through with it
Why?
Maybe there is something fabulous here
Gluttons for punishment you are
I used to launch my He-Man action figure from the cloths line
Nifty, I feel robbed
If you only had one He-Man toy why did you treat him so bad?
They would have changed my name to Poindexter
You'll understand that when we open the side door
It was a smelly out of Cops house
The poor wife who was shackled to the bastard who owned
I am going to laugh because I am scared
Different paint in rooms
Different borders
This one looks like your mom put it up after a bottle of Smirnoff and Scope
The boards on the floor didn't even touch
No one sanded the floor they just painted it brown
It was a Hershey's floor with gaps
Slops of brown
At the next house he can't find the key
He busts out a lock picking kit
The place looks beautiful
But we see a ring around the walls
It had flooded and they never cleaned it up
I looked behind the wet bar
There were mushrooms growing out of the baseboards

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5 Comments
1

well you haven't gotten rusty. that was hilarious. beetles! "what's that smell?"

 
Posted by: shirky  at: 11:00pm 03/17/2008  
2

two weeks and we were ready to roll. feels good to be back doing shows.

we just needed to get our lives in order. not sure how last nights trip to the emergency room for betsy will affect things.

good to be back though.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 10:11am 03/18/2008  
3

That was so worth the wait.

Hope Jeannie finds something reasonable.

 
Posted by: Mike W.  at: 11:05am 03/18/2008  
4

He-Man slingshot!
Fits of laughter while sitting in traffic. I SO did that when I was a kid. @hopenote keeps pointing out eerie similarities between your formative years and mine. Must be that small, backwater town phenomenon.
Unfortunately, my brother was quite a bit older than me, so no knife fights to speak of.
I have two sons of my own, though, so there's always a chance!

 
Posted by: davidcosand  at: 10:18pm 03/18/2008  
5

Damn, that was a funny show. I loved the "one good tooth she uses for... playing records for the Flintstones." I arrived at work grinning like a maniac. You guys are so awesome.

 
Posted by: Sleek  at: 2:35am 03/21/2008  

 
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