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Season 19 Ep 23: Omniscient Nerd, Void Your Warranty, Ferocity
8 comments      Added on 03/21/08 by Kris
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We keeps it short today
Maggie is sick with croup and flu with fever
It's one half of a show
So I was at Goodwill
What story you tell doesn't start this way?
My pockets were loaded
I don't trust my purse
You shouldn't
We haven't told the story of your purse being stolen yet?
Nope
Another day
Not to be disgusting
Sure
I had to go to the bathroom and leave my cart outside the door
I pulled up my pants with ferocity
As soon as I left my pockets felt lighter
Oh, Baby
I go back in and my cell phone is in the toilet
Multi-use public toilet
I had to decide which hand to stick into the toilet
Baby, I gotta tell ya
You should have just left it
Goodwill urine water would do it
You could have sold it with your personal information
What are they going to steal? Your skype number?
This person could use more friends
Lists of potential friends
I love the idea
How much is a list of friends from a cell phone found in a toilet at Goodwill?
You're right
Kris, I need you to get me a new phone
I want a penny phone
Cheap flip phone?
Cell phones say a lot about people
It's like getting out of prison and wearing the same clothes from 20 years ago
I want a phone that I can dial and drive
If you hit the shift key you can dial numbers
It isn't a smart phone
They call that insurance fraud
I gotta hit the red dot
Sure, if you crack the head open you will void the warranty
It's funny you say that
Two months ago I had brain surgery
I felt like I was an inch tall
Omniscient nerd

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8 Comments
1

Let me preface this comment by disclosing that I am 32 years old...

What my flip phone says about me:
"I'm too old to be texting and twittering my friends about every little thing I do during the day like a teenage girl."

What your smart phone says about you:
"I haven't yet figured out that I'm too old to be texting and twittering my friends about every little thing I do during the day like a teenage girl."

... glad you're back to doing regular shows!

 
Posted by: Dan  at: 1:03pm 03/21/2008  
2

uh, yeah . . . dan. you do know that i twittered this?

http://twitter.com/croncast/statuses/775071595

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 1:57pm 03/21/2008  
3

So you didn't ask him if the surgery was covered under his warranty? Or if "those are stiches or your extended warranty sticker?" Great story though.

C

 
Posted by: Big C  at: 2:31pm 03/21/2008  
4

thx. i could have asked if opening the case voided it but being witty suddenly became secondary when the room could have gone against me for picking on the guy.

luckily, i made it out unscathed and he retained his title as sir talks a lot.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 4:13pm 03/21/2008  
5

What my 2001 nokia says about me is that it's a phone not a "statement". It probably also says I'm cheap - I pay at the most $100 a year in pre-paid cards and I wait 'til I get home or to work to email/google/leave comments for my favourite podcasters.

 
Posted by: Bernadette in Australia  at: 5:53pm 03/21/2008  
6

Of course you twittered it. Could I expect anything less? Would I have known if you hadn't replied in the comments? nope. Thanks for the nice words, though. Maybe we can hang out at the mall later and talk about the cute boys in history class and the math test next week.

 
Posted by: Dan  at: 8:19pm 03/21/2008  
7

Yes, I admit to owning a flip... Sprint PPC-6700 wouldn't hold a charge for more than 4 hours...

I think I need brain surgery. Seriously though, hilarious moment... in a twisted sort of way.

 
Posted by: Justin Kaiser  at: 10:19pm 03/23/2008  
8

Hope Maggie is feeling better!

 
Posted by: Melanie  at: 10:26am 03/27/2008  

 
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