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Season 20 Ep 7: Koi Pond of Death, Kipp, Horticulture Authority
10 comments      Added on 04/18/08 by Kris
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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Kris is all business all the time
I am business baby even when I sleep
You're on Twitter 24/7
I was dreaming about API's
That is why I slept through the earthquake
Why you should be like me
Fifth graders would listen
It is like dreaming about math
What parent wouldn't say, "I would like my kid dreaming about math"
You can't negative criticism
The survey we ran for one year
The likes and dislikes are finally available
It's not that
"He laughs at nothing"
The laugh is used to fill in the gaps
Go back and listen to the first few shows with gaps
No one is addicted to your laugh
I say addicted to laughing in general
It is good for you
Adam Curry released some demographic data
So with that I will release all survey that we did later today
STICKERS - first 10 people to send me their address from the contact page
GET - a sticker
Swearing was a thing we did a lot of
We've gone through iterations
Your mom draining her tub
My options were here or next to the sump pump
The outdoor work began around here
Anything I try to do never works
We know this Betsy
The neighbor's chemically altered grass
The grass is smart it knows not even to cross property line
Raised timber bed
Longtime listeners might remember the coi pond
The koi pond of death
I hire them to clean up the yard, remove some timbers and edge my mulch
People that run their own business have psychological problems
They do it because they can't get a normal job
Anybody can be a landscaper
Kipp's Lawn Repair
Kipp is name of death
Just says drug habit
I ask him for a quote
He's a horticulture authority
You could sell his rotten lumber
ReplacementDeckParts.com
That should be your next business
Green has become a scam in many ways
AAA1 Steve
Are you bonded?
Yes, I've posted bond before
Oh, no
That sort of happened with the Comcast guy
He'd done time
Or as he said, "I did a bit"
He hadn't seen his kids in years
That TV would fit right out that window
I got my eye on them
I don't trust them ever
Betsy is soo like Daniel Day-Louis in There Will Be Blood
Upton Sinclair wrote the book just for you
Would you quit junking for $1 million?
I couldn't do it
That would only last you 3-4 months, Kris
Right, 50ould go to the divorce
Banking where you used to live
You mail stuff to your bank?
Well, it's an hour long drive

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10 Comments
1

DnD is not even in the same league as Croncast. They have a work alot harder if they want to be on Croncast's level.

 
Posted by: Russell  at: 1:54pm 04/18/2008  
2

First time listen. Good stuff. Hope to get my sticker soon.

Thanks guys
Jeff

 
Posted by: Jeff Lewis  at: 5:02pm 04/18/2008  
3

Just to be clear I enjoy Kris' punchy laugh. He is truly a laugh-whore god.

 
Posted by: monkeebreeder  at: 4:02pm 04/20/2008  
4

Love the laugh, totally addicted, want a "Tickle Me Kris" doll.

 
Posted by: Craig  at: 10:53am 04/21/2008  
5

Doing my best to spread the word. To prove it check out my recap of PodCamp DC. Croncast fit right into my presentation. http://normanhuelsman.com/blog/?p=263

 
Posted by: Norman Huelsman  at: 11:03am 04/21/2008  
6

Just wanted to let you guys know that there is no comparison to you and D&D. I initially started listening to you guys and heard D&D mentioned on your show. Gave them a shot and listened for about a year. Dropped them several months ago as it got really repetitive. Drew seems like a nice enough guy, but Dawn is annoying as all hell. I don't know how he puts up with her.
But I just wanted to write in and let you know that you guys are heads and shoulders above them. Keep up the great work.

 
Posted by: Scott  at: 11:21am 04/21/2008  
7

just left you a comment, norm. that is awesome!

you have totally given me an idea.

@scott - thanks for the compliment. and i did find one more extra sticker. it is coming from my keepsake stash.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 11:45am 04/21/2008  
8

Brian and I are always looking for ways to cross podcasting paths. Like our april fools episodes. We have some other ideas in the hopper with other PGH shows. So if you have any ideas about coming on our show or vis versa I'm down.

 
Posted by: Norman Huelsman  at: 5:00pm 04/23/2008  
9

Betsy, can you please give the old Jewish mother character a rest? Unless you spent some time in Long Island that we don’t know about, it seems a bit offensive for a thirty something Midwest stay at home comedian to keep lapsing into this persona.

 
Posted by: Roger  at: 9:02pm 04/25/2008  
10

Ok so I am a few shows behind, as usual and to prove that this is NOT a Betsy hating post (b/c I love her) I will tell Roger above to shut up...she's in improv ;)

Now this was great:
"People that run their own business have psychological problems
They do it because they can't get a normal job"

Does Betsy fail to realize that she indeed runs her own small business?

And "irregardless"...really?

Love you guys. And DnD - there is no way to compare...I tried them out last year...they are way too annoying.

 
Posted by: Kelly C  at: 9:48pm 04/29/2008  

 
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