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Season 21 Ep 02: Africa for the Weekend, Oprah taping, Cardigans and Plaid
7 comments Added on 01/14/09 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-01-14.mp3
Show: #502
Length: 35:56
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Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing?
You got me this
Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale
From hefty to hot
Not hot in my heft?
These are some things we need to discuss
I checked out this cardigan
Then I brought it home to you
Then you put it on
That was four months ago
You haven't taken it off since
It's my man cardigan
I always wear my gear
My wardrobe is devolving
You are not hairy enough to pull off the look
I know that i don't have enough hair
This shirt comes in with built in boobies
A flannel bra in my case might work
Jammy bras
The people want to hear about Oprah
Sure they do
You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio
I could get a Kindle
We drive to Harpo Studios
Based on Grammy's address advice
It's gonna cost to park here
Too much snow this year
Everyone's gone back to the old country
It's 4:30 a.m.
Where's Harpo Studios?
Huh?
Turns out we were 10 blocks off
Just look for the 50-foot tall flashing Oprah statue
I thought it was on south Michigan
It's far away from where you are
They don't put up with anything
The Oprah rules
Handheld facial scanners
They make sure you can't get in again
Drama just getting there
The warm up chick shows up
She's lame
I could have killed it
So I got the opporutnity to speak
It was my shot to get my mom on the show
I love this
I made them go wild in warm up
They brought me a boom mic
Held by a girl named Boom Mic
4 minutes to show
This woman in the front row starts puking
Oprah went all diva after her first segment
Oprah, are you going to let your hormones be the excuse not to lose weight this year?
Damn!
That reminds of me of my trip last month
The one to Drew Peterson's cul de sac
Stuck in a snow drift
Feeling dirty
Why would you stalk a serial killer?
You are so stupid sometimes, Kris
What?
You would have went with me if you knew
No
Well, I wouldn't have gotten stuck

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7 Comments

1	Two shows this week?!!? ROCKIN' GOOD NEWS!
1	Posted by: FWRTim at: 2:13pm 01/14/2009
2	I know! I feel like a drug addict who just found a new source. Thanks so much Kris and Betsy! Great episode-- you both had interesting/disappointing brushes with "celebrity". Kris, I really appreciated your honesty about the series of emotions you experienced in Bolingbrook. And the description of the grand adventure to Harpo studios -- very entertaining as usual! I'm proud of you for always seeking out those opportunities to market yourself Betsy!
2	Posted by: Tina in Norcal at: 5:17pm 01/15/2009
3	i think it caused a spinal injury in my case.
3	Posted by: Kris at: 5:23pm 01/15/2009
4	favorite moment, when betsy realized that barb told kris that she was trying to tell her to shut it - hilarious! keep it up guys, know you haven't announced what kind of schedule you are going to do & maybe that's b/c you don't know yet...but just know that I (and many others, I'm sure) appreciate each one!
4	Posted by: kelly c at: 6:24pm 01/15/2009
5	Loved the Oprah story! I have always wondered what it would be like to see her..I agree, the Skype thing is lame. Oprah is so full of herself too..
5	Posted by: margot at: 1:00pm 01/16/2009
6	Gee whiz, the things you learn on Croncast! I always knew that b*tch was too goodie goodie to be for real. To think of the army she commands with that fake "Death Becomes Her" painted on smile is just frightening. And the story of Kris stalking a serial killer was priceless too. Such adventure! Great hearing from you guys as always. We've missed Croncast, and personally I really prefer it over the other show. For whatever that's worth... but I'd suspect that if you add three bucks it might get you a tall latte at your local Bolingbrook Starbucks. ;)
6	Posted by: Russ & Sam at: 1:23pm 01/16/2009
7	I have not listened to the whole show yet, but Croncast????? Did I miss something? What happened to Life in the Can?
7	Posted by: omwoman at: 6:58pm 01/16/2009