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Season 21 Ep 04: Shivering and Grumping, Venereal Stimulant, Life Plan
5 comments      Added on 01/21/09 by Kris
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Of those last week and yore
Kris, I've noticed that you've gotten chilly today
My body is cuddling itself trying to keep warm
I turned off the heat to try to force you out of the house
The cold isn't bothering me
So this was part of your master plan
A cocoon of The North Face goodness
All this little spoiled babies
Kids why don't you go see your dad
Shivering and grumping
I eat like I'm a seal
Get out, see some people
Skinny folks listen up
The chubby friend gets to make the salad jokes, Not you
The fat jokes are for me
Fattitudes about the chunky
Of course they're going to order the fries
When I lost weight I felt like a spy
Listening to people talk about the people
It's not blubber, it's a 42 in waist
The size I come is thick
I'm like a cylinder
You could benefit from some manternity clothes
My tummy isn't that protrusive
With the beard I wouldn't be a venereal stimulate any longer
Your mom probably called you that
I caught from my Buick
Someone was eating donuts in my car again
It's a medical term
Life Plan '09
Credit cards are all paid off

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5 Comments
1

Damn, you guys are popping them out. I love it!

 
Posted by: Mike  at: 5:56pm 01/21/2009  
2

I'm so happy for you two. I'm not in the hole big time, but the wife and I are at least two years minimum from being debt-free. Still have to get the wife convinced, but Ramsey's got the right method: self-reliance and empowerment. Separate the Christian underpinnings of FPU, and you have a clear, concise plan of action for getting out of debt. I'm bracing for another tax burden, but I am so ready to get on the path.

Thanks for the laughs, as always.

 
Posted by: Mike Wright  at: 12:15pm 01/22/2009  
3

Congrats on being debt free guys!

 
Posted by: Russell  at: 3:39pm 01/22/2009  
4

oddly enough, I read that Robert Downey googles himself. I never thought of that, do I did it. What did I find? Me and the croncast in the same item. I thought you gave this up.

 
Posted by: Geoffrey Zehler  at: 4:44pm 01/23/2009  
5

I have to admit, Betsy actually got me to give Dave Ramsey a listen and I have now drunk the koolaid! My husband thinks I'm nuts. Ok, I admit, not just for this reason......
Glad you are back!

 
Posted by: Tamara  at: 7:25pm 01/26/2009  

 
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