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Betsy's host read
I didn't know that you background in radio?
Your dating a of DJ
I got this gig through FFA
I wasn't gonna check chicken chutes
Feta is for farmers
Chemists making cheese
I was the hottest chick in FFA
They could break walnuts with their thighs
You know, those girls
They smelled like hog shit at school
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What else are the going to do?
It laid fallow long enough
See you didn't get to do that
They would have given you the bullhorn one morning
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Flat tire again
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Better if it was a Croncast poster
Join the department of health
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We could find tons of new listeners
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All the labels were black and white
Quality of my relations was my credit
