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Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 24, 2006
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Betsy and her husband Kris July 24, 2006

Vickie, Betsy's sister for the new listeners, finally went into 'real' labor last night at 3 a.m.. She was staying here so most of the family is at the hospital except for me, Elliot and Gigi. Being on baby patrol makes it kind of hard to put up a post. The show notes are coming.

Betsy and I are fighting, best friend style
She wants me to move out and take my stuff
I want to take an iron ans steam her to death
Kris is up in Betsy's business
Her eBay finances are a mess
Kris doesn't like being bossed
Betsy agreed to send email to potential clients . . . nothing . . . phone call . . . nope
They get crazy when they see you on the phone
I don't need Betsy as a corporate rep
Where is all of Betsy's eBay money going?
We talked about it today
Betsy made $900 this week and is -$30
Say what!?!?
She tells me why this is better than putting it on credit
She wants me to apologize
Betsy comes to her senses and says, "Kris, you have a small point."
She hands over her Pay Pal card to me so she can't spend
Lifestyle of the rich and Slowsky
Slowsky is a thirsty bitch!
Higher gas prices, higher fill-up in Slowsky thanks to WW III
Worse gas mileage than a hummer
The Gucci cash is all gone
Functioning out of a hole
She says she is going to purge most of her eBay horde
Stipulation on the card is giving Betsy cash in small amounts
Betsy is no longer CFO of Palegroove since she is handing over her personal financial reigns to me
Just wash my Legos
Cleaning Betsy's junk with Magic Erasers
Kris feels violated, Betsy wants to push me up the corporate ladder with a golf club hanging out of my behind
Kris took a gold lesson, Natural Golf, thanks to Henry for hook-up
Knowing you . . . where are the golf clubs?
It would be better to have a $900 gold club
I still can say I have never officially played golf
Turns out I am really good at hitting the ball straight
The Natrual Golf way worked for me
Test question . . . "Do you like George Bush now?"
Betsy goes on a socialworker rant
How many poor people spend $300 going to Yellow Stone from their McDonalds job?
Betsy says she has realized her calling
Trader Joes is that calling, they are her people
Finding Wooly the Watermellon for candy
If I leave Vickie will crown
Betsy gave me persmission to attend the Jaguar 2007 XK test drive event
I drove a black coupe (see pics below)
Thanks to Laura and John for their help
I recorded most of the day
The car is in my blood
"I don't give a rat's ass. I am not getting anything out of your blood."
Driving the XK took me way back to my dad's speed fetish
I shouldn't have been looking at that man like that
I could cheat on my wife. That takes too much effort . . . I'll buy a Jaguar XK
It is a mid-life crisis car not a car for a 32 year man
We'll have nothing left to show for podcasting work but a bankruptcy and a hot car

Some pics from my weekend fun.



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5 Comments
1 Didn't this all start with you wanting a radio that your iPod could easily plug right into? So how does that iPod sound coming out of the it's docking station?  
Posted by: Frick  at: 8:20pm 07/24/2006  
2 Kris, You were hitting a fairway wood ( 9 wood).  
Posted by: OneMan  at: 9:48pm 07/24/2006  
3 yup, frick. it was a simple desire. now it is a fetish.

henry, does it still count that i don't know the clubs? can i still be a golf virgin?
 
Posted by: kris  at: 10:40pm 07/24/2006  
4 Yeah you can still be a golf virgin, however thanks to your new skills when you have your 'first time' you will be too skillful for your partner to buy the virgin stuff.  
Posted by: OneMan  at: 2:38pm 07/25/2006  
5 Do it Kris! Do it! Do it! Don't think (it's over rated). Feel what you want and take it. Life is for those whom want it most. PLEASE NOTE: This advice is for demonstration purposes only and should not be considered valid by anyone. PS: Have you considered how much better you'd feel if you smoked a cigar and drank whilst driving. Come over to the Dark Side - you know you wanna!  
Posted by: Lachie McLean  at: 4:29am 07/26/2006  

 
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