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 Croncast - 2006-09-06.mp3
Show: #271
Length: 37:06
Size: 25.4 mb
Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris September 6, 2006
The second show of the night . . . forgot to hit record
We've had a rough couple of days
You know crazy shit happens to us
When people tell you that you need to call your senator you have had a bad ass
Want to know what our lives are like . . . listen to this show
It all begins by working on labor day for Kris
Getting good for the family
I got into an arguement with chick at KFC
I should have went home
Karma has it out for me, it skewers me
Don's say stuff like that I'm a Unitarian
Nobody drives everyone walks
The area is heavily police patrolled
The family on bikes is spotted from far away
Here comes the forest preserve cop
They are half-way in between real cop and mall cop
The woman waves at me to say thanks for letting us through the crosswalk
Where did these cops come from?
I'm minding the speed limit
Two police cars driving really fast
Well, I am starting to think it has something to do with me . . .
I came to a complete stop, the real stop at a stop sign
About 1 mile from home I get pulled over
3 cop cars with lights sitting behind me
Windows down and moon roof open I hear the forest preserve cop start yapping (lying)
"He almost hit a family in a cross-walk"
Are there any problems with your driver's license Mr. Smith
No
Seems that your license has been suspended
I start thinking of Betsy immediately
I can arrest you here or arrest you at home?
Those are some sweet options
The forest preserve officer is asked, "Why didn't you radio this in?"
"I wanted to keep this off the radio", he replies
Why would it not need to be on the radio?????
Then he is treated like the mall cop that he is and leaves
Arrest me here or at home?
I have to yell out the window and ask him if I'm going to be arrested to do it here and not at my house
So let me tell you about the solid that the officer did for me
THANK YOU OFFICER WHO'S NAME I DON"T KNOW
I was saved by a bucket of chicken!!!!!!!
Now we get Betsy's side of the story
The bottom line is both our licenses are suspended and we can't drive
Thanks for the ride to work this morning Henry
We talk about NCN Podcast . . . thanks for the plug Jason! Check him out.
Betsy's eBay Barbie Locker thingy from the 50's or 60's
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That 2nd picture you got on the ebay auction is creepy. It looks like Barbie laying next to her beheaded sister from Baghdad.
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Posted by: Brangelina
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2:04pm 09/07/2006 |
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*** ALL POINT BULLETIN ***
Be on the lookout for:
KRIS SMITH (yes it’s a male) aka “Mr B”, “Bare”, “Tightey Whitey”
Wanted for questioning in connection with:
- identity theft / tax fraud (DO NOT re-admit to US)
- car fraud (phonecard-cashier’s cheque scam)
- retail scam gang (t-shirts industry)
- failure to stop (Aug ’05)
- arson (ask about BBQ/Salt Grinder)
- multiple counts of speeding
- attempted hit/run outside suburban shopping mall (Sep ’06)
- Driving without a licence
Know fetish incl. “MY SIZE” Barbies & “boobies/booba?”
Possibly married to close relative – vasectomy already done
former gang member of ”BMX Boyz”
Known to frequent – basement
Contact FBI for re-interview
DO NOT FALL FOR FAMILY BUCKET O’ CHICKEN ROUTINE!!
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Posted by: Lachie McLean
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5:56am 09/09/2006 |
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LOL..this story has to be true, you just can't make stuff like this up. Kris you need to start carrying a recording device for these priceless moments. I would loved to have heard the audio of the trip to KFC.
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Posted by: Russell at:
10:49am 09/11/2006 |
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