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Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 03, 2006
18 comments Added on 11/03/06 by Kris

Croncast - 2006-11-03.mp3

Show: #293
Length: 25:37
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Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris November 03, 2006

The puffy cuff fashion show is a reality
Betsy does up her QVC and I bust out my TailorByrd shirts (aka the ultimate puffy cuff shirts)
Kris's beard is outta control and Betsy didn't tell me
Betsy mistakes pun and analogy
She blames the cleaning product fumes
Zout has alcohol in it?
"Mixing Comet and Mr. Clean like the best drugs I've ever done. Except my toddler wasn't there and I wasn't in a bathroom"
Before the Bear's fashion parade Betsy talks about her dream come true and how it was crushed
Kris wouldn't know this because he didn't grow up in civilization
The greatest carpet company in the world
Hanging out in the breezeway watching Three's Company waiting for the commercial
Booba gets excited and then quite
Kris crushes her dreams twice
Some how you show in all of my dreams
Who is on the other line?
A sweet woman named Florine or Lorretta
She is a carpet warehouse in Cicero . . . not Bombay
Did she pick a great American movie star name?
Why didn't she sing the jingle before she hung up?
It's like waiting for the cable company
"Carpet the next day"
I'll be sitting on urine soaked carpet for Christmas
Ed is not the blue collar, named stiyched on his chest and no mustache like the guy in the commercials
Empire guys dolls in the Goodwill hamper
Betsy wants hotel carpet
"I want carpet that makes me feel lucky"
Everyone has boring carpet
One color carpet cut to different lengths
It's not like a swimming pool you retard
Yes, hotel carpet Betsy
I can make this carpet with my clippers
Why $.88 paper backed carpet isn't Betsy
Betsy is trying really hard to sell me on new carpet
I don't care about Ed from Empire or his carpet or his Escort full of samples
It is a syllogistic loop with Betsy's carpetdom
Simply fix the garage door opener for drama
10 minutes of Ed . . . You wish you got 10 minutes of Ed

Here Comes Puffy Cuffs in his TailorByrd threads:

Full blown Puffy Cuff with contrasting bling

The multicolor puffy cuff and Betsy's photo goal. It's too cold to puffy in Chicago now

Betsy says that I would like Oswald Boateng get up
Very anti-climactic fashion parade
You used to be happy with the orange tag items from the Target end cap
Just because it was on sale?
Ben Witt sends his thanks . . . You're welcome Ben
Ben was around B.B. (before Betsy . . . that's Ben's abbreviation)
Betsy gets no more cleaning products . . . she can't add and there are five examples in 1 minute
Kris gets called the ageist
I put this ageism on Betsy
Betsy's first stalker
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18 Comments

1	We have Empire carpet here in New York City too. The expanded market would explain the outsourcing of customer service. Love the shirts!
1	Posted by: Ben Sander at: 9:10am 11/03/2006
2	you pay how much for a shirt????????????? $95 i can't believe it!!!! chris you are spoiled!!!! hahahahahahahahah
2	Posted by: monica at: 9:21am 11/03/2006
3	Tailorbyrd Closeout http://www.sierratradingpost.com/Tailorbyrd.html Only $50 per shirt...
3	Posted by: Ben at: 9:46am 11/03/2006
4	We have Empire Carpet here in Houston TX also. That jingle does stick in your head.
4	Posted by: Russell at: 10:13am 11/03/2006
5	Hey Betsy I think they call that type of carpet "Sculpted carpet". Why does the guy who wears Puffy Cuffs not grasp your patterned carpet...just kidding Kris.
5	Posted by: Russell at: 10:22am 11/03/2006
6	Kris; You definitely have a face for podcasting. Perhaps the runway work should be left to the pretty half of the Smith family. Puffy-Cuffs... hey-hey-hey
6	Posted by: Kevin Casey (BASSMAN) at: 11:37am 11/03/2006
7	Empire is also here is California.
7	Posted by: Jeff at: 12:39pm 11/03/2006
8	Maybe with a mug like mine I could get a gig with Empire! Kris and Ed can come to your domicile and offer up quick service with a smile and podcast laugh . . . I had no idea they had expanded beyond the Chicago area.
8	Posted by: Kris at: 1:20pm 11/03/2006
9	FYI: Empire can be a rip-off. I work for hardwood flooring distributor and have heard some stories about them pricing their flooring at a inflated price and then if you decide to not buy, they will drop the price by 500r more to try to get you buy right away. Ever notice at the very end of that jingle you hear a voice say "today"?
9	Posted by: Marlin at: 1:26pm 11/03/2006
10	OK Mr. Casey Croncast is going on location to yourtown USA so you and Kris can have a runway Walk Off- Mr B would kick your ass -Betsy
10	Posted by: Betsy Smith \| Resale Queen at: 1:59pm 11/03/2006
11	PS I am feeling very taken by the whole Empire is everywhere deal- my life has been a lie.
11	Posted by: Betsy Smith \| Resale Queen at: 2:01pm 11/03/2006
12	Marlin- I thought it was odd when they said "All decision makers must be present" at the appointment
12	Posted by: Betsy Smith \| Resale Queen at: 2:01pm 11/03/2006
13	Marlin- How do I get Brazilian Cherry for .88 a sq ft installed?
13	Posted by: Betsy Smith \| Resale Queen at: 2:03pm 11/03/2006
14	Sorry to tell you Betsy, but Empire is in Massachusetts as well...same jingle and everything. I also have to tell you that they are WAY over priced. I went the old style way to a store and priced carpet and then had Empire come - they were $2800 MORE than the other store for the EXACT SAME THING. You could get A LOT nicer than $.88 a sq ft :)
14	Posted by: Laura O at: 4:53pm 11/03/2006
15	Whoa! Those colors sure are are saying something. Loudly. Not sure what. Definately not in the boring section of men's wear. Could even find that in 'International Male' catalog I'll bet. So what is the point of folding up the cuffs anyway? -------- Yo! EMPIRE shout-out from NJ!! That freaky bald-headed man is here, too. Fortunately for us all.
15	Posted by: SueB at: 9:19am 11/07/2006
16	ps. Kris - you are Super Cute, too.
16	Posted by: SueB at: 9:48am 11/07/2006
17	Hey Kris - I am so happy that you are not afraid of color! Real men wear lavender! I like the contrasting cuffs- they are cooler than Betsy made it sound. I don't see them too often so it's refreshing. You guys are so unique and awesome so your style should be that way too - love it! FYI: Empire Carpets (complete with catchy jingle) is also advertised here in New Jersey. My friend in NY also has used them and was not super-impressed. Love the show!!! You guys make my day go faster :)
17	Posted by: Danielle at: 1:10pm 11/07/2006
18	Love the shirts! I wish I could get my husband to wear something that stylish, he's more of a tan pants and solid color polo guy. We have Empire here in the DC metro area too. We had them come out for an estimate when we finished our basement. I wasn't too impressed with their products, the price was just OK, and the sales guy was too pushy.
18	Posted by: andrea at: 6:14pm 11/07/2006