Proof that EVERYONE has their own song.. and now.. Betsy's..

Artist: Jewel
Song: Goodwill Store
Lyrics:

I'm on the edge of my seat
In the soup of my soul
In the center of time
I'm in a sentimental role
You're a stranger of mine
And I'm a stranger of yours
But I seen you in the window
At the goodwill store

And I seen you in the window
At the goodwill store
Seen you in the window
At the goodwill store
Honey, open up
You don't need to shut down
Cause we're gonna blow the hell
Outta this town

I got these really cool boots
That zip up the side
With a little bit of fur
On the naga hide
And you found a metal
From the vietnam war
And I seen you in the window
At the goodwill store

And I seen you in the window
At the goodwill store
Seen you in the window
At the goodwill store
Honey, open up
You don't need to shut down
Cause we're gonna blow the hell
Outta this town

And there's a lutheran lady
With blueish hair
We'll show you to the drawer
Of underwear
And I'm wondering if
This camera really works
And then I meet your eyes
Near the fifty-cent shirts

And I seen you in the window
At the goodwill store
Seen you in the window
At the goodwill store
Honey, open up
You don't need to shut down
Cause we're gonna blow the hell
Outta this town

And you find boxers
With little blue sheep
And I find a tutu
I can finally keep
If we've been here once
You know we've been here before
And I seen you in the window
At the goodwill store

Well wear what you want to
And wear it with pride
Cause it's a big, bad, cold, hard
World outside
And when you're burned out
Heart sick and sore
We can sit down on the sofa
At the goodwill store

And I seen you in the window
At the goodwill store
Seen you in the window
At the goodwill store
Honey, open up
You don't need to shut down
Cause we're gonna blow the hell
Outta this town

I'm on the edge of my seat
In the soup of my soul
In the center of time
I'm in a sentimental role

Flack beat me to it with the Jewel song! I found you another one Betsy! This song even makes fun of PuffyCuffs-type people so it serves double-duty.

You guys are the best and make me laugh with each show!
________

You Don't Know Me

I saw a shirt today,
But it was not on sale.
I liked the style and fit,
But I don't buy retail.
I know you thought I would,
That outfit sure looked good,
But you don't know me!

Oh, you don't know the one
Who goes to Shop n Save,
Who haunts the Goodwill store
'Cause I'm no Nordstrom slave.
And yet I'm looking great,
Though several seasons late,
And you don't know me!

Oh, I never shop downtown or at the mall
To second-hand stores I go.
Oh, I never mind the little stains I find,
As long as they don't show!

You look me up and down,
And say I'm lookin' good,
And then you go and shop
In stores I never would.
Cheap 's not a word I speak,
But I'm so tight I squeak,
And you don't know me!

(c)2000 Joe Weihe & Taylor Jay
CH oct2000

Did you know there's a site for searching spelling mistakes on ebay? It's www.fatfingers.com. I've played with it before, it's fun to see all the mistakes, but also pathetic to see that most of the world doesn't know how to spell.

I came up with a name for Betsy's Volvo, Kris might like it .... How about
"The Motherboard"

Who knew that Betsy had so much in common with Jewel?

I need to get Betsy over here to read these comments. She has had a crazy eBay/resale week.

Betsy, whether he realizes it or not, what Elliot wants is the Star Wars Transformer Millenium Falcon. Star Wars and Transformers rolled into one! How can you go wrong? With the live action Transformer movie coming out next year, Elliot will be the envy of his contemporaries. According to my 5 year old boy, this is the toy of the season. There are commercials for it on TV currently (in my area at least) and I'll bet that Elliot saw one of those and this is what he has his eye on, and not a Lego version. You can get them at Toys R Us

Here's another site to find misspelled auctions: http://www.misspelledauctions.com/

Juice Newton damn Kris you are funny...........

It was so weird to hear about the misspellings on ebay from you guys and then two other times in the same day! Penn Gillette has a radio show from 2-3 where they mentioned it and then I heard about it on the NPR podcast "Wait Wait, I know that" totally weird, but I guess great minds think alike ;)