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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 08, 2006
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Croncast 2006-12-08 align= Croncast - 2006-12-08.mp3

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Length: 29:40
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Betsy and her husband Kris December 08, 2006

Betsy is going crazy over there
Earlier this week . . . this is the problem I never follow my own advice
I am a brilliant woman
Listen up. I'm going to tell you
Betsy's eBay crystal ball
It said buy Build-a-Bear Happy Feet Mumble penguin
She was brave
And everyone went out and bought them and Betsy bought . . . none
A soldier goes into battle, suck it up kid momma's gotta make some cash
Mumble's are sold out
Oh sugar what time are you done putting your shipment away?
Don't even unpack them . . . they're worth more in the box
The dog's insane barking
He doesn't belong in man pit
Some tubes just aren't connected
American Girl mini illumaroom and drawer at Goodwill
Betsy explains what it is
That's perfect for you
The mating Care Bears on the couch . . . 21 of them
Video games in foreign languages are better than Rosetta Stone
Rhymes with cube and world
What was in the good shit case
The repeat postal truck matchbox car . . . 40 in a case
Betsy is trying to make one thing happen
The stuff that Kris wants to do before he dies
Betsy quotes a Tom Waits song
She says that she'll go to a show with me
I have picked Betsy's next career . . . stealing from the blind
Promoting her to the next level
It is an easy score
Taking the kids to work at Goodwill
The tao kwon do uniform of filth
I'm out there in the trenches Mr. B.
I'm out there with those with boobs so low they have road rash on their nipples
Elliot know has a padded room
Two queen sized beds and a third mattress
Will he sleep in his own room?
Returning stuff to Costco
They would take cookie crumbs back
I have washed a lot of things in my 32 years
Betsy is going to buy term life insurance and a craftmatic adjustable bed
Why would you want to prank call them, you're 30 years old?
I am flush with Care Bears
We need to do a live show . . . with an audience
What you want to get my mom and the cat down here?
She can clap the kitty paws
We're thinking maybe in March when we come back from break
Betsy might do a new Resale Queen post


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5 Comments
1

I would love to see a picture of the two of you at the microphones while a show is in progress. Thanks...

 
Posted by: Kevin Casey  at: 3:56pm 12/08/2006  
2

This can be arranged.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 11:28am 12/10/2006  
3

I love that dirty old man Tom Waits. The word is gritty. Like a vagabond who cleaned up real good.

I was in a bubble of laughter the whole show in NYC years ago and the lady next to me cried for joy. We are strange fans, yes.

would you be surprised to know you are not the top hit for googling "road rash nipples" ?

 
Posted by: SueB  at: 8:50am 12/11/2006  
4

I am with you Sue. I hope someday to know your bubble of gritty Tom Waits presence.

I just checked Google for "road rash nipples" and we came up #1. Is it a regional thing or did Google get smart and show me something from sites I visit frequently? Either way it feels good for Croncast to be King of road ravaged nipples.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 9:06am 12/11/2006  
5

Actually, the carafe of margarita that my best friend bought for me B4 the show was probably what did it for me.

I tell you though, she did not especially care for Tom Waits and at the end of the show was practically falling asleep in her chair while everyone else (including Elvis Costello) was cheering for the encore.

 
Posted by: SueB  at: 12:41pm 12/12/2006  

 
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