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 Croncast - 2006-12-22.mp3
Show: #317
Length: 26:14
Size: 18.0 mb
Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris December 22, 2006
Today's show is brought to you by Craig Patchett
Sorry for this one Craig but I was in a bad mood last night and the show . . . well . . . it is shorter than usual, we owe you 4 minutes or so
Black Box Wine drink it like a spigot
I is like a giant juice box
That is the nice part about living with your mom
Franzia, no it is not Franzia
"Better than Franzia in small print"
I don't need any of that
The cell phone photo
Discarded prophylactic on the sidewalk
It was really the parking garage
Not common in a corporate parking garage
Betsy thinks it is normal for a suburban swampland
I know you were pretty young, mr ziploc
Wanna see where I took all my dates
It looked like a slasher set
Let's go take a look at the stars
When you're 16 it works
Discard the Cub Foods bag totally loaded
So where are they gonna go kick it Mr. B?
Behind Old Navy? No. Because freaks like me need cardboard
It is just something that you can't discard
Getting a Hep shot
Most people need them not catch if from the K-mart bathroom
Yes I did get super outraged
Betsy reads about herpies . . . Kris gets cold sores . . .NO HE DOES NOT
That's ok Kris I have come to grips with your disease
I don't have cold sores
Stress . . . bleedy pockets, are you nuts! . . . canker sores
The Monday role reversal
Listening to old shows and Betsy says some mean things to Kris
Betsy has broken down and is back at Goodwill
It's like selling Italian ice in the middle of winter
I wasn't going to tell you that I was going
But they had something perfect for you
Betsy calls and asks me to send her money
I never complain when she asks for Goodwill loot
Karma says Betsy should be there
And so did Kris
Kris's little country ditty for Betsy
"I swore off Goodwill on a Sunday, I was back at store opening on Monday"
Maggie got some pretty Barbies
I got you something the other day . . . I gotta wash it first
"You can't put this in the show notes"
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Cut two sides out of a white kitchen back and wear it around all day
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Thank god for internet porn
Kris really wants a . . . yeah 10 years ago
It was a lifestyle thing
Betsy finally tells me what she wants instead of reading between the lines
I'll probably drop it in the tub with you in it
We will be back on Christmas day!!
Find a quite corner on Monday and listen to the show all by yourself
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Well Kris it did not take long for Betsy to get back to Goodwill. You did tell her she should stick what with she knows.
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Posted by: Russell at:
1:18pm 12/22/2006 |
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Betsy I'm gonna side with Kris on one issue...TELL him what you want. I've found that expecting people (especially boy people) to read between the lines then being disappointed when they read the wrong message just leads to drinking more than you should on Christmas day and having to join the returns queue the day after. Ugh.
Wishing you and Elliot and Maggie a very merry Christmas (Oh and Kris it's OK to take a day off you know...we listeners would understand).
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Posted by: Bernadette in Australia
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5:57pm 12/23/2006 |
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AH! Please don't say PUSS again. uk!
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Posted by: SueB
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10:28am 12/27/2006 |
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in webkinz i cheated ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha aha aha hahaha aha ha ha
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Posted by: bobby marine at:
12:35pm 07/11/2007 |
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