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 Croncast - 2006-12-25.mp3
Show: #318
Length: 30:56
Size: 21.2 mb
Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris December 25, 2006
Today's show is brought to you by The Zeliffs
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
Yup, a Christmas day show for those who celebrate and those who don't
We celebrate on Christmas Eve
How come the phone is ringing?
Why are neighbors stopping by?
Oh yeah
The beaten turkey a few years ago
Returned the meat to the store
He wasn't part of the status quo
He wants to be free-range
Beat him in front of the other turkeys make sure they see it
The group home kids are opening their stuff right now
Thanks to you guys who donated for the cause
Not wanting to get official
We just wanted to collect the money
Now we have some ChildServ corporate listeners
Back to Christmas . . . wasn't my dinner spectacular
Tackling the gifts that have been waiting
Pulling Christmas names
They would brawl . . . they could do it on the Wii
I go first, no you go first . . . my dad would trip on the way down the stairs
Now there are all these people and kids
Kris why are you being such an asshole
Have you ever had to take an intermission with gift opening?
We'll have to rethink it
Opening gifts all at the same time
I'm gonna get cake . . . who wants cake?
Could have gotten the kids two things
Digital picture prints for Betsy
When you're a mom you can't go through all the digital photos to print
Pictures of everyone
Worst hair choices for the past few years
Betsy sees the short hair picture and says lemme do it again
Dangly earings, denim jacket and Indigo Girls in the back ground
Patches of Mr. B hair all over the place
Betsy had blocked it out of her memory
What a bad decision
It's not even a pretty color it is dirt brown
Hair today gone tomorrow gift certificate
The investment in head shaving
Red for a couple days . . . it's hat season
Us bald guys we get chilly
Why would I want my eyebrows done
The in between part
Self-image change
It's a Van Dyke not a Goatee . . . it can't be
The sizes need to be set for the daddies who are shopping at the last minute
What about earings?
No I asked for a ring with nothing sticking up
No, no, no I just need a ring
The fact that it doesn't fit is not cool
Unique like my baby
Return it and go to Costco
Hey Mr. B . . . thanks for your gift . . . I'd like to return it . . . Let's go to Costco
Yeah, yeah, no, no you can't do that
Just get sized
Maybe that hurt my feelings a bit
Dry cleaning chemicals are really Febreeze
I loved your present Mr. B
Gotta give it up so I'm not into it out of love
I tore it up on my ribs
I rolled over in the middle of the night and I whimpered
If you wanna be a boxer grow some balls
I'm knocking you out
Pictures straight from the Wii
Adding all of your Wii Friend Codes
Like a build a bear
What are the Pagans doing?
Better yet what are the Universalist Unitarians?
Dancing around the saturnalia tree
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Merry Christmas! What a fun show. I just have to wonder, how anyone can question being a vegetarian after listening to your turkey story! Chris, nice work on the gifts...you are a sweet and generous guy. Betsy, have fun with the Wii tennis...maybe you will join a league this summer :)
Happy holidays!
Tara
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Posted by: Tara at:
11:44am 12/25/2006 |
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Thanks Tara.
Don't worry I am making this comment with Betsy's approval . . . heheheh.
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Posted by: Kris
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1:40pm 12/25/2006 |
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Thanks for uploading a Christmas show. I listened while I was cleaning the detritus...paper, ribbons, cooking Christmas dinner, etc....I'm a new fan, an unconventional ex-punk rocker. I can't believe that I am listening to Mom and dad in middle America...but you guys are brilliant! Betsy, you *do* need to do standup, you are incredibly funny, but don't forget Kris, your best straight-man. Thanks, again, for hours of enjoyment and laughter. And yeah...I'm a vegetarian too, and that turkey story was pathetic. :)
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Posted by: Mary B. at:
11:00am 12/26/2006 |
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Welcome aboard Mary! Hopefully Betsy won't forget me but she might misplace me in her overloaded car someday.
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Posted by: Kris
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4:12pm 12/26/2006 |
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What happened to snowmobiling ???????????
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Posted by: Richard Bethel at:
5:59pm 12/26/2006 |
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Hey Richard, do you mean SledHeadRadio?
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Posted by: Kris
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8:52am 12/27/2006 |
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Hola! I am the CS corporate lady! It is pretty hysterical since I am so not coporate. ;) I am addicted to the show! You both are awesome--so funny.
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Posted by: Dawn "the corporate" Glossa at:
10:19am 12/27/2006 |
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