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 Croncast - 2007-01-10.mp3
Show: #325
Length: 31:27
Size: 21.5mb
Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris January 10, 2007
Today's show is brought to you by Tara Rester.
What is this new thing staring me in the face
It's a horse for American Girl Dolls
Not made by American Girl but by Battat
More stuff about American Girl vs. Battat that passes Kris right by
More big blue stuff
The dolphin got shipped off to Alabama
Yeah, because they don't know that dolphins aren't blue
Betsy's secret birthday wish didn't come true
She wants a picture of Mr. Handsome (Zeus, the dog)
Two pictures under that corrugated clear plastic where you move and the picture moves
You know the ruuu ruuu ruuu stuff under your finger nails
Out of the ether Betsy's hero called . . . Ben the handy man
I love him in the way that any woman loves a man that can fix things
Bears, you're just lazy
It's my birthday, get your ass over here . . . that's great
The handy man technique of quote then never show back up or call
Once they are kicked out of the next county they come back
They can't take Betsy's personality
It is her wit and intimidation
Maybe I did make you sound like an asshole for tearing a whole in my shower
What was he thinking with duct-tape and a Jewel bag
Sharing a bathroom for a month with your mother-in-law
Duct-tape in my own shower . . . you bet
Then my husband tells me no on speaker phone
Living in Milwaukee
Crazy guy asking the police if they masturbate
Betsy says, "I could live in Milwaukee forever"
Oh, I am never going to Menards with you again Betsy
Blame the mommies they have gas too
Send Betsy a Blue Mountain card at thesmithmall@hotmail.com
She's 31
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I sent you card for your birthday. Hope your have a happy one!!! :)
Also, I love the idea of your tombstone. That would be hilarious. I would come visit you every month and leave a can of beans in your memory =p
Oh, and Kris, mommies do pass gas, but it is called pooting. We don't do it often, but when we do, it smells like roses.
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Posted by: kerrin at:
9:03am 01/10/2007 |
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Gotta admit is fun to see my name on the page, and the kids thought it was neat to hear my name on the 'puter'.
Have some real fun, go to the Menards in Yorkville... they still carry Harvest gold and avacado, just in case.
Oh, and as I have taught the kids, "moms don't toot!"
Tara
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Posted by: Tara at:
12:22pm 01/10/2007 |
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Happy Birthday Betsy! I hope you get the peace and quiet we all deserve. I'm lovin' you and your husbands podcasts....Whoa I just hurd the masterbation reference, lol. keep up the good work guys, love it! peace
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Posted by: Gabriel at:
12:28pm 01/10/2007 |
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Pizza Shuttle looks kind of slick from here: http://www.pizzashuttle.com/
but I was afraid to give my CC info to buy a $5 shirt!
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Posted by: SueB
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1:13pm 01/10/2007 |
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Betsy,
Happy Birthday to the queen of comedy, QVC, and the comeback!
NCN
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Posted by: NCN
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1:30pm 01/10/2007 |
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Happy B-Day B!
For some Wii fun:
http://digg.com/gaming_news/How_to_win_Wii_Tennis_at_any_cost
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Posted by: Brian Beatty
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1:46pm 01/11/2007 |
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