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Betsy and her husband Kris Feb 16, 2007
15 comments Added on 02/16/07 by Kris

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Betsy and her husband Kris February 16, 2007

There comes a time for everything. This show is one of the shows from the night we recorded seven because of the weird vibe we had going. That and Betsy blew me away by crossing a new line.

What is marmalade?
It's fancy jelly, Kris
My entire body is made of fancy jelly
You're like lamb jelly
When you boil meat stuff floats to the top
I'm sure you can spread it on toast
I'm still plugging away at this business Mr. B
It is a number of things
You can ask me to do a lot of crazy things but I will never say you are right
You are no longer a purse company
Baby, please don't do this
Bears, listen to me
I have three new business ideas
I would like your feedback on a number of things
Do they sell purses?
Fancy diaper bags
The word of the show is "fancy"
I'm putting it in terms that you can understand
Selling all the kids stuff
This purse bitch in Florida is driving me crazy
She lives right next door to the exact same outlet mall
She is the only person doing it and undercutting me
Selling her shit for a penny
The bag full of kids clothes
Sweating it out during the middle of summer
He likes seconds on cereal, he'll be a XL by summer
eBay sellers not welcome at this sale
It's not illegal to show up
Just don't have to tell them
There's a small catch
This bag, the Madison and Friends bag is $250
But Gigi would be smoking . . . she needs some Diesel jeans
No McKids for our babies
Listen, our kids are so Goodwill'ed out that they aren't even at the McKids level yet
Your taste is his taste . . . and Gigi's taste? Nobody's taste
She is the only 2 year old that dresses like Phylliss Diller

8:00 mark . . . Betsy's hits her stride with the show killer. Aside, this was recorded maybe a week before This American Life released a show chronicling people doing exactly this. And Betsy got an "I told you so!"
The murder McMansion
A little Ajax we can flip that bitch
I know it's got an office . . . that's where they were all found
Oh, baby.

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15 Comments

1	I am dying here... Betsy, you were killing me with the laughing. I think you should buy all the McMansion murder homes, and flip them... it is totally an untapped market. (and there are a few of them here in lala land) Thanks for the laughs!
1	Posted by: Tara at: 11:05am 02/16/2007
2	You could have been living in White Eagle? In Aurora... Damn
2	Posted by: OneMan at: 11:51am 02/16/2007
3	I don't know what you were worried about. This show is hysterical!
3	Posted by: Mikie at: 12:25pm 02/16/2007
4	That show was hilarious. And Betsy I am with you on flipping the Murder McMansion. That is a genius plan if you can get it at the right price.
4	Posted by: Russell at: 1:00pm 02/16/2007
5	Very funny, have been listening for a few months, really enjoyed this and the Valentine show. Please keep up the podcasting, it is appreciated, you two are excellent!!!
5	Posted by: Keith (Lancashire, UK) at: 4:25pm 02/16/2007
6	Maybe I've been listening to you two for too long or maybe I am as twisted as Kris thinks Betsy is but I do not see the problem with that show or the idea of flipping murder mcmansions. Plush toys, purses, houses where people were murdered...what's the difference? Funny show...thanks for sharing it with us after all.
6	Posted by: Bernadette in Australia at: 5:42pm 02/16/2007
7	I love how Betsy is keeping such an open mind about her business plan. Sell purses, sell baby bags...or sell multiple-murder house. Really, what's the difference? I've seen "flip that house," how hard could it be? laughing SO hard here!
7	Posted by: evilsciencechick at: 6:09pm 02/16/2007
8	Thanks for all the Amens people- Mr B is going to have to roll up his puffy cuffs and scrub blood stains until 3 in the morning to prep for open house but hey when im a richoppotamus mr b will be saying pass the ajax. -betsy
8	Posted by: betsy at: 9:22pm 02/16/2007
9	I just listened again. FLIP THAT BITCH, indeed! What's the difference? It's just another slightly used item for Betsy to resell and make some money on.
9	Posted by: Mikie at: 9:35am 02/17/2007
10	it's always my hangups that will interfere with releasing what are apparent gems! next time around i'll just take a deep breath. but what kind of straight man would i be . . .
10	Posted by: Kris at: 3:20pm 02/17/2007
11	That was a gem! Now I get the "This American Life" reference from the previous show - that had me so confused when I heard you make the comment. I had heard the TAL episode and was thinking - "whores? crack houses? gay predators? what in the world could this show be about?"
11	Posted by: Patrick at: 9:41pm 02/17/2007
12	Betsy, if you buy that murder mcmansion, your next broadcast will be on the Sci Fi Channel with TAPS (The Atlantic Paranormal Society).
12	Posted by: Mary B. at: 10:07pm 02/17/2007
13	The next step once you buy the murder mcmansion is have a publicised, "spirit cleansing", that people pay to come and see and then auction it off the following weekend. You could use that as part of your marketing strategy....I think it would work.....
13	Posted by: Helga at: 5:56am 02/18/2007
14	Maybe I'm twisted, too, but I just thought that show was damn funny! There was nothing offensive there. It was great to hear Betsy cracking herself up.
14	Posted by: Lisa at: 10:16am 02/19/2007
15	possibly the best show ever!!! Hill--a--rious!
15	Posted by: Alain at: 5:22am 02/21/2007