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 Croncast - 2007-04-13.mp3
Show: #349
Length: 36:01
Size: 24.7mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris April 13, 2007
Triscadecaphobes, yes it's Friday the 13th
Does that mean you are phobic of triscuits?
Afraid of woven wheat?
No, it means that I am afraid of Sandy Duncan
She's creepy
Smack her on the back of the head and one of those eyes is coming out
She's old lady porn, one eyed porn a new genre
I don't think so Booba
Edison was shooting that porn way back when
Getting back in to small town mode
All over a golden plump
Maybe that's how they get so plump
I grew up really, really small town
My folks weren't farmers . . . just passing through for the rest of their lives
He was held back
Other people are telling this story about you, just differently
He had the 13 year old creepy boy stache in 3rd grade
The epitome of backwoods Virginia
He had tight curly brownish/black hair
Might have been the fact that they didn't have running water in the house
Sometimes it's like someone dropped you off on a journey from the center of the earth
My dad raced stock cars at the county fair grounds on weekends . . . I'm class all the way
We would go out to their house
Push the car off the property to work on them on the gravel road
Wild animals in all the junk they
You had wild ferel cats in your yard . . . different baby, I lived in town
He's come out in his underwear and run around
Half a mile from the compound
Of course we have to push it off the property
I don't want a cupcake from you
Farms are junk car magnates
That's what we near Bear, a some property where we can abandon our shit
Making me hold it till we got home
They had the 21st century green toilet paint bucket with sawdust like your friend
You didn't catch him that's for sure
I spied him with his junk in his hand
Enjoying himself in nature and chickendom
What is he doing now? It's a success story
He was an Edison savant
You don't need electricity to run a phonograph
Gotta get rid of your bear plug Betsy
That is so gross
Great day for me Mr. B
My sisters kids were sick and I didn't have to babysit
They just don't get my sarcasm it washes over them
She looked at me blankly
Maggie thinks her name is moo moo
Today was the first day of garage sale season
Twins and triplets sale was training camp compared for this
They were there . . . my people
The Mexican guy in his Astro van with his kids on a school day
The Blue hairs early in line
I'm here for a free bowl of soup or the sale
She goes off about resellers and waking up early
She's 97 Kris, she's so old that she doesn't have an old AOL address
She's grandma1@webtv.com
That man has his kids helping him out
Thank you Mr. B it's a business
You can't match this flow
And there it is Mr. B
I was put on earth to do this
The Madeline in Paris Doll house with all the stuff
Why Wednesdays show sucked
Betsy had Elliot's neuropsych evaluation on her mind
They were really arguing that it was his semen that caused the problem
The genetic crap
Kids with medical issues
At a kids party you can pick the parents based on their behavior
Haven't you been tested for bipolar yet? You're eight! Shit could be going on up there
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I am afraid of woven wheat - it's so dry - i could choke. technically, it's Trisketdethaphobia
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Posted by: SueB
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8:10am 04/13/2007 |
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so far a google search of "thomas edison expert, chronic chicken masterbator" pulls up no interesting results. So I think you're safe for now.
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Posted by: EvilScienceChick
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8:03pm 04/13/2007 |
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that's good for me . . . i forgot that he also had a penchant for civil war re-enactments.
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Posted by: Kris
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1:59pm 04/14/2007 |
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Betsy, Thank you for the garage sale shopping story. I have missed hearing about your adventures at either Goodwill or garage sales. Those stories are always the best!
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Posted by: Nick T's Mom at:
10:18pm 04/16/2007 |
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I have listened to nearly all the Croncasts. I think Betsy's description of the bluehair in front of her in line was the funniest zinger I've heard on the show. "She's so old... she's probably grandma1 at webtv." I laughed out loud.
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Posted by: hoper at:
11:00pm 04/16/2007 |
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"Bear plug" had me laughing so hard I almost got in a car accident. Good stuff.
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Posted by: Trish at:
10:49pm 04/18/2007 |
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