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 Croncast - 2007-04-18.mp3
Show: #351
Length: 30:21
Size: 20.8mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris April 18, 2007
Join up with the Croncast Cronies . . . thanks Kelly C.
We're here for your tax hangover
Welcome to Wednesday
They should start the new year with taxes
We said in January we we're going to run lean this year
Look at it as an opportunity
Hanging with the short bus dudes
Mr. B you should get a job as a bus driver
The driving tests
There is no way that they could insure me to drive a bus
Sorry I just need to get my edge
Way back when I was lactating
Who the hell reads the fine print?
Your tombstone Kris . . . . all in fine print
The lesson of my life
I am tired of and can't handle another fucking life lesson
Their is only place we haven't been stuck is investing
Unless it is my good looks
Gotta go to NY with puff in your cuff
Same camel hair jacket, less some hair
You can wear undees and have no close
David Sedaris being called out on embellishing
WTF world
What is this weekend Betsy?
First full sub-division sales
People higher up on the food chain
I love to eat the chum from the surface after the big ones have snacked
I signed the documents and didn't look up as she was asking
She was asking Betsy to sell some stuff on eBay
They beg and keep throwing the rope out
"You can take a commission" which means . . . we're cool right?
Liz . . . you are heretofore known as Mike Marusin's wife
Carla brings over a 15 year old Coach bag
Betsy needs her own show . . . "The Appraiser"
It's all $32.99
The stolen eBay accounts that keep buying her bags
The Nigerian shipping address flagged us
As your husband . . . it is embarrassing that people walk up to you and ask you to sell their junk
We're Sanford and Husband, you need to get over yourself
I need a junk shop it would be my dream
Junk spelled 'que' I can't take it
Junk shop to p's and an 'e', Junque Shoppe
I have it baby, your shoppe just needs to be an empty parking lot with the junk piled high
We can start it here in the cul de sac
CBI - chief bitch in charge
Betsy is now writing the greatest garage sale ad ever
She has to make it seem like the ultimate subdivision
It would be like a crappy play
Just take the junque think on tour
Vets treat animals not people
Take the dog to the vet and get it's medical history
Going to the hospital five hours later
Rabies isn't reality . . . but the rabid bats in your walls did it
Dead bat in the back of the toilet when I lifted up the lid
Pure evil
You probably killed the bat and don't remember doing it
Cuddling it too hard and put it in the toilet in a moment of stoned panic
Bow down bitches, I told you so doesn't fit
Baby it is always the same
You're cutting me off again Betsy
You would not succeed as a junk seller Mr. B
McDonald's still makes me happy
I can look at a T and T Barbie, a Twist and Turn from the 60's
Betsy has it locked down on eBay
You are addicted to selling junk
The same way that blue hairs addicted to scratch offs
You got the eBay juice
What happened to the purse business?
Kris busts into the NYC cab story
His wibbling moustache
Maybe that was the best part of the story
When you visit NYC have purpose, walk, talk act like you got something going on
The city is out to get you but can make it better
More people than I have ever seen in my live
It's like walking into the largest ant colony you have ever seen
In NYC people were nice
Right, now that they have your credit card number
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Hi Kris and Betsy!
You folks drink too much coffee last night? The pace of the show was far more frenetic than usual. By coincidence I saw David Sedaris last night in Appleton. He starts off the show by giving his equivalent of a lengthy legal disclaimer about how some of the facts of his stories may be slightly changed (such as a car actually being blue rather than red, but since he had just said he was “blue” in the previous sentence he didn’t want to use the same word twice in such a short time period). He’s extremely funny. If you get a chance to see him on this tour don’t miss it!
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Posted by: Roger Palek at:
8:41am 04/18/2007 |
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hey roger, es tee are eee es es is to blame for pace.
imagine seeing two people dancing in front of you having a good time laughing, smiling, slide left, slide right . . . that's what you think you see. when in reality they are brawling to the death with machetes.
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Posted by: Kris
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8:48am 04/18/2007 |
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It is good to hear the Kris didn't get into the taxi in New York. Although you might have missed another chance for one of those life stories that scare you for life.
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Posted by: Producer Bill
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7:48am 04/19/2007 |
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Taxi!?!? You Richer! I surprised that Betsy didn't make you take the bus.
Note the warning on the site about taking rides from people that approach you.
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Posted by: captrespect at:
9:10pm 04/19/2007 |
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As a mid-westerner transplanted to NYC, the first time I took the bus from the airport, I asked the driver if he would accept a twenty and he said "Do I have a cherce?"
In baggage pickup there's a desk where you can find alternate cheaper rides and pay with a credit card. There's a bus that stops at major hotels and train stations for a fraction of the taxi cost.
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Posted by: Marilyn at:
3:41pm 04/21/2007 |
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