Dutailier Glider Sapp Bros I-80 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr 30, 2007

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Betsy and her husband Kris Apr 30, 2007
9 comments Added on 04/30/07 by Kris

Croncast - 2007-04-30.mp3
Show: #356
Length: 32:01
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Betsy and her husband Kris April 30, 2007

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A little guilt borrowed from NPR
What is one year of Croncast worth to you?
That is one 32nd of a server payment
Wrapping Kris in postal tape to make cleavage
And Betsy will sell access online
What to do with the show
Have all the girls . . . women that Kris dated
Especially when they bring their 30 year old kids
Gotta keep Kristine in tube tops
Made from truck tire tubes
Sapp Bros. on the corner of Plank Road and I-80
With my hot coffee came a hot flash of snatch from Mr. B's past
Something nasty probably happened to your coffee
Which one was this? What! Which truck stop ho was this?!?!?
We ate the truck stop all the time . . . either there or hardies
Who was she?
She's the one who grew up and worked at a truck stop
So what do you bring with you from your youth?
The chicken chute checker
Besides your emotional baggage
These are Kris's jeans from 20 years ago
We had bunk beds
No I didn't have the Outerspace mattresses
We had cheap bunk beds
The kinds you could take apart
Cutting the legs with a chainsaw to make them level
This way . . . two equal beds
Happy belated birthday brother, though you don't listen
Karma was kicking Kris's ass this last week
Even today it has been harsh
It must have been the poking of Unitarians
Well, Mr. B . . . I washed and dried your video iPod
Yep
It looked normal for a second then it started to crackle and the screen turned white
I wasn't going to tell you
Hey, kick me while I'm down . . . one in a long line of things
Life altering events all week long
Well now Mr. B you can run down to Wal-Mart and get a foPod
I'm sorry that karma is kicking your ass . . . but my week has been awesome
Let me check my watch for the karma shift
(What ensues are short show notes for a great Betsy story. Watch the beverage drinking in public . . . I kid you not.)
Betsy turns her mom out . . . garage sale style
Little deaf dog in a bike trailer for grammy
Cruising the McMansion subdivisions an Saturday
It's a Schwinn not a Burly
Another Dutailier Glider
Somebody's baby is stealing all those shoes . . . oh Gigi

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9 Comments

1	Am I the only one whos hair on the back of there neck springs up when you hear Betsy say "This is my idea."? I don't know but it fills me with fear. -Producer Bill
1	Posted by: Producer Bill at: 11:57am 04/30/2007
2	checks to see what my $5 donation got me hmmm...oh well. will you count cumulative donations? I will probably be able to afford more later. Also? I need NEED to stick some stuff on ebay. Betsy is my inspiration. Wedgwood dishes, anyone? Still in the box! please fund my expensive yarn and croncast habit!
2	Posted by: EvilScienceChick at: 8:09pm 04/30/2007
3	Great show. Kris, I want you to get the XK. It's haunting my dreams, that beautiful car. Betsy, I want to let you know that your humour and positivity helped me get sexual relief tonight.
3	Posted by: chinadian at: 11:19pm 04/30/2007
4	Seriously I'm happy to have donated the $50 but I have quite a few of my own mis-matched coffee mugs of vague provenance already. Thanks anyway. Besides it seems ecologicaly wasteful to bundle up a used coffee mug and send it to the other side of the world. What would Al Gore say? You guys in my headphones is reward enough.
4	Posted by: Bernadette in Australia at: 12:20am 05/01/2007
5	I enjoyed today's show so much I listened twice. I'm a poor school teacher, so we'll see about a donation. I really want an autographed mug. And I promise to never share anything about sexual relief with you. Um, yikes.
5	Posted by: Mikie at: 9:02am 05/01/2007
6	Betsy, do you realize that you are building the ultimate garage saling dream team!? An older lady (no offense Mom!) who can go on about joint replacements to get a better deal, you with all of your eBay prowess and a cognizant toddler who once it is explained when she get a bit older, can continue to rifle through shoes and clothing for brand names while looking cute! Croncast is helping me get through a very stressful time at work, but sadly no sexual relief....ewww, sorry USPS tape on moobs doesn't do it for me...
6	Posted by: kelly c at: 9:31pm 05/01/2007
7	What about auctioning off a guest spot on your show? I bet that would bring in some mad cash! (sorry if this is a repeat suggestion)
7	Posted by: Jodi S at: 7:44am 05/03/2007
8	You know, there were a few times that I would have bought a cell phone ring of Betsy saying something... I would love to donate, but considering I am a grad student (7th year) I actually make negative money.
8	Posted by: Geeka at: 7:37pm 05/04/2007
9	Guys, this show rocked. I am SO behind on my shows it's not even funny. I blame the baby. I also blame him for my lack of cash flow, but when my next EI check comes in, I'll be tippin'!
9	Posted by: Melanie at: 9:17am 05/11/2007