Try having two Mark Chernesky's in Atlanta. Granted the city size is quite a bit larger. And the other guy sells real estate advertising in publications that reach a specific target group of affluent individuals.

Now that you get confused for a highfalutin real estate agent type guy you can consider it a second career if you ever need to go underground. Though, you might have to change the 'Chernesky' I can't imagine there are a ton of them around.

Trying Smith on, for instance, ensure that my trip to the underground will be swift and easy.

'Kris Chernesky' . . . I like the sound of that. ;)