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 Croncast - 2007-05-16.mp3
Show: #363
Length: 26:52
Size: 18.4mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 16, 2007
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Betsy is in selling mode and looking around all crazy
Even my Wheat Crisps from Trader Joe's is looking marketable
Elliot's got his IEP (some mumbo jumbo for meeting about your child) today
We're dropping Gigi off at her sisters so we can be childless and focus
Flyers under the shield at Wal-Mart for illegal slaughter house
Not since becoming a suburbanite have I seen a huge plunky dunky goat
They got the crazy eyes
Sitting there licking it's cloven hooves
"Moma, pet"
When goats attack
Oh, my god you have to call 911
There's a goat in front yard!
It's unusual, but a goat in your yard is an emergency
The goat hunkered down behind the cozy coupe
Could be injured and vicious
The goat had to come from the crazy farm on 87th
I'm putting goats on my front lawn
And next to that RV parking for off season parking
I'm ok with it
More people being held at Gitmo than the town I grew up in
Yeah, you are crazy Betsy
Here's the part that makes you crazy
Elliot's IEP . . . Betsy starts telling the goat story
"Guess what I saw this morning . . . a GOAT!"
We were there for 45 minutes and you told the goat story 4 times!
Elliot's special education teacher even got the goat story
In the meeting with 5 teachers she busts it out again
In the meantime Vickie's got 3 kids and a goat in her yard
It could have had babies
It could have had sex with a golden retriever and made gorievers
Animal control shows up and says it belongs to the farm
They said, "Stand back. Goats are dangerous."
I may go and apply for it, Kris
We could do a freelance goat retrieval business
I want a uniform with a patch
They wander the forest preserve
Evidently the goats freak if they hit the pavement
They go "bo honky" . . . coined by Betsy
All the neighborhood kids show up to watch
Can you imagine having a baby in you with horns?
Duct tape that fence together
"You may want to cover the children's eyes"
What did you say to Maggie?
She can't say 'goat' so she was saying 'doat'
Where's the 'doat'?
Now the environmental clean up company needs to come back and clean up pooh
The hobby farm guy doesn't want to come and get his goat
Betsy won't let me have the drink I ordered
Thanks for the call Dave about tickets for the live event . . . The Comedy Shrine will not be selling tickets for the event it is up to us to get it set up. We will have something ready by next Monday and let you know!
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awww...I LOVE goats! We visited a goat farm a while back - this woman made goat cheese (mmmmmmm!) - and the goats were really cute. the were like BIG dogs, and followed us around and wanted to be petted. I told my husband that one day we'll have our own goats. and I'll make goat cheese and knit with their wool.
and then we'll join the renaissance fair, because those are the kind of people we'll be: ren fair freaks.
also, jagermeister doesn't have blood in it. it's still gross, though.
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Posted by: EvilScienceChick
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2:36pm 05/16/2007 |
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Chris is rare form today. RVs, German accents. Very funny. You're a man-magnet, Chris!!
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Posted by: SueB
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10:24am 05/17/2007 |
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Bohonky may be my new favorite word.
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Posted by: Lisa Gaumond
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2:50pm 05/17/2007 |
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Goats Gone Wild? Like lifting their goat shirts for the camera.
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Posted by: Frick
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9:39pm 05/17/2007 |
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Hey, this is totally unrelated but their was a kid on the letterman show from yall's town tonight
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Posted by: jarod
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11:01pm 05/17/2007 |
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I think that Naperville has some hookup with Letterman. Those middle school science kids are on all the time.
And, Frick, I can always count on something to tell Betsy from the comments. It almost beats the mouse search from the 5/18 show.
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Posted by: Kris
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9:35am 05/18/2007 |
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