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 Croncast - 2007-06-13.mp3
Show: #375
Length: 30:03
Size: 20.6mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007
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Something that would force Betsy to wear a bra and brush her hair
Whatever Mr. B, I saw gnats swarming in your cubby
We should call your corner, "What's that smell"
Garbage to the left and plates to the right
And, and what?
I put on the Beast costume for you baby
Here's the auction
Betsy dressed up in a costume years ago and now it is my turn
I'm going to give the auction number
Betsy reads it all too fast
Then she gives them to us like were are idiots
That's teh thanks that I get for helping you with your costume
There's one watcher already
The gay trip wires were missing
The male flight attendant gives Kris a wink
I have to do something about my appearance
We have become morons
Intelligence is sucked up by your offspring as you fight for survival
Betsy's grammar has taken a dive or maybe we shouldn't record so late at night
Betsy's sister invited to one of those lady sex parties
A "Love" party
I don't want to hear about grandma's sex toys
There will be other people there, Betsy
Turns out there is no one else there
I keep my inventory at my parents house in the crawl space
Big black duffel bag
They search your bags no matter what
Then they steal your iPod
The Beast will get pulled aside
Yes, I need to shave off my goatee
Going the Billy Bob Thornton look is not good for you
I am embarrassed
"If you make yourself ugly"
Sex toys and Monte Carlos
Making a buck
No one sells out of their trunk anymore, there's this thing called the internet
Side effects of the Depo shot
I don't want to hear it
Just like the candle lady
What makes you think there's a future in vibrators?
So we leave
In the Jewel parking lot the Monte Carlo starting yelling at us
"Give it to me baby"
They were watching Wrestle Mania 4 on Tivo and decided to go get it on in the Jewel parking lot
No, Vicky, you can't take a picture
They were having some alone
They were saving their relationship
Getting your lady into the car for Monte Carlo love
Vacation number two for the summer is coming
Don't forget were doing a live show in Seattle, well we plan to
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Oh, man...
I will buy all of the remaining tickets for Croncast Live if you wear that costume at the show. :)
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Posted by: Mike
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9:12am 06/13/2007 |
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this can be arranged.
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Posted by: Kris
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1:38pm 06/13/2007 |
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oh my god Betsy...YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU BOUGHT!!!! I have never been to one of those parties but I would SO DO IT because it would be excellent blog fodder.
Of course, I have no shame and have previously posted reviews of some of the stuff I've bought ;)
Between your purchases and that sex-ay beast costume, who KNOWS what kind of fun dirty trouble you guys can get into!!!
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Posted by: EvilScienceChick
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9:04pm 06/13/2007 |
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tried the link to see the suit, but it didn't work!!!
damn~
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Posted by: monica
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1:14pm 06/15/2007 |
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Hey Kris and Betsy, I just wanted to tell you how much I like your show!! I found out on mothers day my dad had died, it was a tragic accident. I had to go back to Minnesota for the funeral the nexy day, I hadnt been there in 13 years.(I live in Mexico now) It was a very sad time, and the week after I was sitting around the house feeling sad. I turned on my ipod and listened to Betsy´s recap of going to Oshkosh. I laughed so hard I was crying... you sure have that accent down! So thanks for cheering me up, I always can count on your podcast to lift my spirits!!
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Posted by: margot at:
1:57pm 06/15/2007 |
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I forgot to add, I was a flight attendant for 20 years with Delta, we had to sit on those dang jumpseats on the 757 and the L1011 that faced the passengers. We werent allowed to have ´persoanl passtimes´ on the jumpseat so we had to just sit there like playdough blobs. The worse thing was when the passengers would stare at us!! They always put tall men at those bulkhead seats, perfect fodder for male flight attendants!! I would have died if I were you Kris..Was he getting some vibes from you? LOL
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Posted by: margot at:
2:02pm 06/15/2007 |
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Margot, good to know. It would suck to have to sit there without a book and across from a grump like me.
But I swear the only vibe this cat would have gotten was that I was a nerd concerned with the centerfold of Wired magazine.
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Posted by: Kris
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12:39pm 06/18/2007 |
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This one should have had a warning. Not the Tipper Gore kind. No, it needed one saying "Much too funny to listen to while operating heavy machinery."
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Posted by: Trish at:
6:40pm 06/23/2007 |
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