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 Croncast - 2007-07-04.mp3
Show: #382
Length: 32:47
Size: 22.5mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 04, 2007
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Happy 4th of July fellow Americans
The country is older, I'm older and you're older
What are you doing, Kris?
You had no idea it was a holiday . . . you're a nerd
Someone's going to be expecting you to leave your computer
Nerds need boundries
One of the reasons you make a good husband but damn
Today and only today, you are the greatest husband
Booba, I've been married to you for over 3000 days
It's time for a break, Mr. B
Three days of joy for me at Elk Mountain Resort
Betsy driving from here to Boulder with Jeanie and the kids
We saw it on the Daily Show
Betsy got her gift certificate for the resort from the Radio Shopping Show
They got stuff for kids
Right, a wading pool with pellet guns
They will be teaching him kane fighting
Betsy's conservative side is taking over
Off to the training ground
Survivalists with an edge in luxury accommodations
Betsy calls them up
Yeah, we no longer are open to the public . . . we are members only
But we are accepting the remainder of the gift certificates
If I call and hear Best Western and Glock shooting range, I turn that down
Not that this is anything close to a Best Western but the added weaponry, man
My husband won't be coming but my friend will be
Only two people can sleep in the room
Nope, no two certificates for you
She thinks that you and Jeanie are, you know
Who cares! I am going to eat Kobe beef in bed
So now that Kris is going to watch the kids for me and Jeanie
You fell at my feet, bowed and begged
Yes, Betsy begged to go on this trip sans children
Betsy is yelling that it is the 4th and I need to go. Talk with you guys soon.
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When my wife starts spending too much time around her friends they usually start putting crazy ideas in her head. Beware Kris! Betsy sounds very restless....
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Posted by: mike at:
9:47pm 07/04/2007 |
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There's one of those reality-based shooting ranges in my area and my husband went and had a ball. He told me about one scenario where you're at an ATM and are attacked from behind. You have to turn, roll, shoot, dive, roll, shoot, and run. I'd surely kill some innocent bystander by accident in that little exercise. But you have fun, Betsy! Sounds like a trip.
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Posted by: Lisa
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8:40am 07/05/2007 |
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If life is show prep, then Betsy is cheating.
(I can't wait for the descriptions of her fellow vacationers!!)
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Posted by: SueB at:
9:24am 07/05/2007 |
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Betsy I am so jealous, I have always wanted to go to Valhalla.
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Posted by: Russell at:
11:18am 07/05/2007 |
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you know, Kris, most guys would LIKE it if their wives got down on their knees before them and started having wardrobe malfunctions.
just sayin'...
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Posted by: EvilScienceChick
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1:07am 07/06/2007 |
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I think Betsy has champagne tastes on a Budweiser budget, shes restless Kris..Remove all the guns from the house..lol
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Posted by: Amy at:
8:17am 07/06/2007 |
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You are slowly moving over to the right side....
Excellent
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Posted by: OneMan
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10:48am 07/06/2007 |
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