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 Croncast - 2007-07-06.mp3
Show: #383
Length: 32:06
Size: 22.0mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 06, 2007
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The live show is in two days!
Markx got it right, "baste"
Mr B, I smell a whole line of products for you
Water sun block with a baster?
After four days at water park the chlorine was getting to me
It was Michael Jackson' favorite place . . . lots of kids and you get bleached
Showing off my chicken skin legs
Remember when I told you about the kids . . . the hair metal kids?
Yes, I remember
I was driving by Goodwill and there they were
I won't tell anyone where to go for the boxes
Is that lady out there in the Volvo?
They cut their boxes up now
I noted to myself it was strange to see the kids
Are the kids real or are you making them up from your subconscious?
So the drummer from Ratt is standing there playing lookout
Which I realized after working in the group home and seeing kids act this way
His other Ratt band mates were in the dumpster
I didn't get it
Why not, baby, it was behind a movie theater
They were after posters and stuff
Turns of that they are your kind of people
I was looking at them as little baby thugs
Oh, baby
Kris' cell phone doesn't work in the basement
I need you to look this up on eBay
I can't hear you
What is it?
It's used retard! Gently carried, slightly touched
Then you tell me to put it back
That's four times my investment
I did find, however, a new threat to my Goodwill goodies
What does Kris have for show prep?
I got out int he world and went to see accountant
We had some tax debt and it turns out we have even more tax debt
I hope the accountant did that
What! What Mr. B
Booba, you gotta listen to me
The feds, uncle sam, is a greedy bitch and wants his money now
Accountant says, you're not in trouble
Yes, I am . . . with my wife
I need to explain to you why I am thinking of cashing out my retirement to pay taxes
You don't understand, my life could be in danger
Betsy is going to Valhalla and learning to use heavy weaponry
Betsy tries to play it off
Somehow she must not have been here during the windfall
I lucked into a windfall
That's ok Mr. B if you want to apologize again
I know you've already blown your top
How did your mom know?
I didn't tell her
Nobody can make me feel any worse
I was watering the lawn experiment and realized I could have paid for the kids to go to college
I spent all that money, I didn't have a plan, I thought the money would keep coming
It's slowing down, it's slowing down . . . can we maintain
You're mom said, "Why do you feel guilty?"
Let him feel guilty
I am getting exhausted by life lessons
Breaking the dumpster diving rules
The unitarian karma is in effect with you and those kids
I am having an "eh" week
Elliot's behavior has been tough
Sorry to be a downer but, damn
We gotta be there to back one another up
Big deal, appliance deliveries today
Live show Sunday night . . . ready for you on Monday!
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Next time I goto Africa to install weather correction equipment into a military artillery unit I will make sure to invite Betsy to join me for the live fire.
Nothing will shake you to you soul like standing next to a artillery cannon when it fires.
Enjoy Valhalla, and don't put your eye out.
-Producer Bill
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Posted by: Producer Bill
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11:54am 07/06/2007 |
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Why doesnt betsy get a real job so Kris isnt so stressed out? What did she go to school for? She seems like a smart cookie..
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Posted by: mike at:
2:07pm 07/06/2007 |
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Betsy, I think the big adventure for Kris will be deciding if he should wear the red or blue boxers to the basement.
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Posted by: Russell at:
2:28pm 07/06/2007 |
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Betsy-my husband is cursing the day, I found croncast right now, as I just informed him we now have to find out when Linens and things have trash day. He just looked at me with his own special look and said "Now you want me to go dumpster diving?" I assured him he did not have to get in the dumpsters put could just poke around on the top and such. Great show guys.
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Posted by: Jenn at:
7:19pm 07/06/2007 |
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Yeah, Mike. being a mom of two small children isn't a REAL job. geeeeez!
Betsy - I can't WAIT to hear all about valhalla. My husband taught me how to shoot guns a few years ago, and in spite of being a liberal city slicker, it was AWESOME! And that was just shooting at foam targets in the woods. PLEASE take lots of pictures!!!
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Posted by: EvilScienceChick
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9:33pm 07/06/2007 |
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Really Mike? Betsy does have a "real" job, a few of it it seems. Most important the one where she is Mommy to her beautiful kids. Just think of how much smarter the kids will be because of their "smart cookie" mom.
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Posted by: Mrs. B. at:
1:45am 07/07/2007 |
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Whoaaa Mike..Betsy is a Mom 168 hours a week, taking care of Kris's 2 kids and their home. Then on top of that she makes extra cash for her family and makes more money doing that than any other stay at home Mom I know, so yes your right, Betsy is a "smart cookie" and already has a REAL JOB!!
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Posted by: Jeanie at:
12:22am 07/08/2007 |
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Of course taking care of kids is a job, but Betsy and Kris say they have no money to pay back taxes etc....thats the difference. Buying stuff at garage sales and selling it on ebay isnt a job, its a lot of work for not a lot of money...Getting a job with a salary or opening your own business seems like a better choice. Thats what I mean.I saw a store in Arizona where they take your stuff and sell it on ebay and they get a comission. What about a consignment store? Just my thoughts..
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Posted by: mike at:
8:55am 07/08/2007 |
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A friend back in high school would dumpster dive at the movie theater for movie preview reels. Didn't have a way to view those things, but she thought it was a good score.
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Posted by: ak at:
1:03pm 07/08/2007 |
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I just wanted to wish you guys good luck on the live show. I wish I could be there and I am looking forward to hearing the show. You two are "Podcast Pioneers". I wonder how far you two will go. Blaze Away!
Thanks.
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Posted by: Kevin Casey at:
4:24pm 07/08/2007 |
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I used to think I hated having a real job. But now that I have found out that Betsy does not have a real job, I am happy to hide in my office. I am not sure I could hang with her for a day. What I really need is to find someone to pay me for wearing my puffy-cuffs and hidiing in the basement.
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Posted by: Russell at:
11:06pm 07/08/2007 |
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