The Comedy Shrine Terry Horton Croncast Live Naperville Jul 09, 2007

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Croncast Live Naperville Jul 09, 2007
16 comments Added on 07/09/07 by Kris

Croncast - 2007-07-09.mp3
Show: #384
Length: 32:56
Size: 22.6mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 06, 2007

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First of all we need to thank everyone who came out to the show last night! Thanks to everyone who attended and those who become Croncast roadies in the process to help me wrangle gear and toys that littered the stage.

Turns out that we were both a little nervous and it comes through on the show but it was a ton of fun to do. More practice, more better.

So for those of you who couldn't make it out we've got today's show for you recorded from The Comedy Shrine. In the very near future, thanks to videographers Mike Marusin and Evan Brown we should have some video to share. For now you can check out these Flikr photos from Mike and Brian Beatty.

Special thanks needs to go out to Betsy's dad for helping to make this happen and to Dallas and Rachel Blair for driving out from the East Coast to come and listen to some strangers get down about their suburban platitudes. Time for some show notes.

Kris blows the intro but leaves it in because this is what happens nearly every show
Maybe there needs to be less light for you Kris
More basement like and it would work for you
You look warm
I had to get puffy cuffed
You guys get the full on puffy cuff
The intro happens again
Rolls right in to Mike's comment
Betsy takes it to task
What me go out and get a job?
I've have awesome stuff happen
Bring home cockroaches in my purse
Well, if I continued my current line of work
People have been doing it for ever
Sort of like prostitution
I'll buy it as a favor to you
Teri Horton, Who the Fuck is Jackson Pollack?
It's all about the fucking provenance
People are trying to take advantage of her
They show her sitting around the VFW hanging out
You can hear the live audience
We've been pretty excited
But most you haven't (listen to hear the tone it is a joke)
We work hard for you
This is show #384
I'm just kidding!
Sure it is passive aggressive but it
We have a lot more fans in the Pacific Northwest and New York, New Jersey areas
Yeah we could have filled two more tables
Betsy put together an outline for the show
Betsy and Jeanie going on the "greatest road trip ever"
Jeanie is all about the free drive
I still can't believe you are going
I've got one with adhd and a toddler who bites
Don't you remember Slowsky?
The Volvo is Slowsky reincarnate
The Valhalla middle class outreach program
Here comes Jeanie
She doesn't look like a truck driver does she?
I can't believe that you didn't carry a gun in your semi
Betsy on a zip line
You are going to die
We've all been honest with you
Jeanie, now you know I am going to put my fat ass on a zip line
Yes, Betsy I will shoot a gun from a Hummer for you
This is our basement . . . nearly
Just shooting targets
Maybe kill a deer remotely
Betsy rationalizes it as thinning the heard
I'll take the kids to hang out at John Elway Dodge
Jeanie was thinking a massage but now it's guns
The only place that I think I could shoot off a machine gun in peace in solutude would be my dads backyard
Need an inexpensive divorce in Illinois or fast bankruptcy?
If so visit www.gshiltslaw.com
Thanks to Gary for making the show happen
Jeanie tells the story of her dad finding a body
Attendee off the street A.J. also found a floater at Niagra falls
Betsy gets her dad going about the trips
Gary sets it straight with Sleazers butcher shop
What about the zebra steaks?
Betsy shows off her sweet scores of the week
Her Gucci bowling bag
The fisher price teddy bear
Well what the hell is wrong with a used bathing suit?
That's going to do it for us
Behind the scenes outro

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16 Comments

1	Wish every show was live. My wife and I enjoyed the show. Seeing it live made it seem like it was a five minute show. Maybe the old saying is true. Time flies when you are having fun. Seeing the magic live is incredible.
1	Posted by: cb at: 10:08am 07/09/2007
2	Thanks CB for coming out! Making spouses happy can be a byproduct of the magic ;-).
2	Posted by: Kris at: 11:17am 07/09/2007
3	Always wondered what puffycuffs are.
3	Posted by: Evan at: 1:33pm 07/09/2007
4	great live show! i want more. hope you enjoy your adventure, betsy. -jesse
4	Posted by: jesse at: 5:40pm 07/09/2007
5	Great show - I wish I could have been there. It seemed like you were just warming up when you ended the show. It could easily have been an hour-long! Sounded like a lot of fun.
5	Posted by: Lisa at: 8:37am 07/10/2007
6	To echo what everyone else has already said: Great show! Rachel and I really enjoyed the show a lot, though the drive home was grueling. Hope you are able to do another one. Providing we have the time and funds, you can count us in. ;)
6	Posted by: Dallas at: 9:31am 07/10/2007
7	glad you got to experience the cuffd mr brown. now you need to rock some. hopefully some more live stuff in the cards.
7	Posted by: kris at: 10:36am 07/10/2007
8	their was a lot of after the show content recorded. Hope that is posted some day.
8	Posted by: cb at: 10:46am 07/10/2007
9	Blackwater Betsy, I love it. I don't know whats more ironic, Betsy going to Valhala or Kris taking a job in Colorodo. What is next? Can't wait to find out.
9	Posted by: Patrick at: 7:24pm 07/10/2007
10	it's coming cb! :-)
10	Posted by: Kris at: 8:35am 07/11/2007
11	Hey Guys... The live show was so different and fun! I know you might not think it was 'perfect' but I guarantee everyone in the audience and at home enjoyed it... of course, with time and practice, it will keep getting better :) Kris, you mentioned a 'tour' - you DO have alot of fans in NJ/NY so we would DEFINITELY come to an East Coast live show! :)
11	Posted by: danielle at: 1:54pm 07/11/2007
12	Loved hearing from Jeanie and Betsy's dad. It was like getting a "behind the scenes" episode.
12	Posted by: Trish at: 5:02pm 07/11/2007
13	Dude! Come to the East Coast! NYC. Danielle and I will be there. But you HAVE to bring Betsey this time.
13	Posted by: SueB at: 5:48pm 07/11/2007
14	Everyone cheer: Mike! Marusin! Mike! Mike! Marusin!
14	Posted by: SueB at: 5:50pm 07/11/2007
15	sweet! I have a cheering section! :)
15	Posted by: Mike at: 8:43pm 07/11/2007
16	Melissa and I had a great time at the show, and drinks after. We look forward to the next live show.
16	Posted by: Brian at: 9:31am 07/12/2007