RE: gay man marriage activities.

Betsy, won't you have issues with your gay husband wanting a different style? And you'd be fighting over the throw pillows in Target? I mean, after all, you would only have one couch.

Probably best to just have a gay best friend.

The whole silkscreen background had me pulling out my phone and calling the man as soon as I finished listening. I've found myself very picky when buying any printed shirts, anymore. Why is the freakin' registration is off? Sloppy....

My husband and I call each other "bitch" all the time. At this point, it's a term of endearment, like "honey" or "sweetie."

WOW my wife must love the hell out of me based on all the names she calls me.

Duvet=comforter
Those goofy europeans don't seem to use a top sheet or blankets, so they need the Duvet cover so that they can wash it on a regular basis. So yes, in fact, a duvet cover is a ginormous pillowcase.

Europeans dont waste energy like Americans, they have small washers and dryers and electricity is expensive. The duvet keeps you cool in the summer and warm in the winter. Its a very smart idea, I love mine!