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 Croncast - 2007-08-17.mp3
Show: #398
Length: 29:56
Size: 20.5mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 17, 2007
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I'm losing my voice again
Thanks to your children
Serves you right!
Mr. "In a minute"
Hitting refresh is not a job
Doing who is queries all day
The fact that you know what a who is query is . . . time for love love
The pitter patter of Gigi upstairs
Don't spray that in your eye
Maggie locked me in the basement
Every woman in this house locks me in the basement
Once she realizes I am on one side and she is on the other she freaks out
Daddy, daddy dadddy
I begin to stress because I hear the crying
It activates that parental thing in me
There is one way out other than crawling out
A big man in a small window
Yeah, it is like fat women and little dogs
I begin yelling for the other one to come and unlock the door
The dogs start barking
I'm screaming at the top of my lungs
I start yelling up the vents hoping Elliot would hear me
Why didn't you just stick one man titty at a time out the window and ease out
You need to get out of the house Mr. B
I really wish we could spend time together at things like the Great American Yard Sale
You could be my wing man Mr. B
Anyways, I got you
Who wants to play with plushies with you
Betsy does improv class night two
It will make me a better listener, Kris
It has brought insight into your life
I have learned what it is like to be a man
Someone will redirect you in the moment and you can move on
I just think you've got a brain like golden retriever
I don't have to be a tree at home
We should have a family game night with improv games
Oh, wait I have an idea . . . how about family HTML programming night right before dessert
The new dude walks in to class and he is a programmer
I thought you were a coder
I can smell it on your breath
What does it smell like?
Your mother's basement
It was super fun
I had a near death experience Mr. B
How does that happen when all you do is go and get coffee and hit up Goodwill
I put down the mocha latta
I'm parked next to a big shiny Lexus
Maggie freaks and I open my car door into the car
Then I see that the car is occupied
Fuck you and your fucking small car
The woman gets out of her car very slowly
I don't know what you are supposed to do in that situation
It's a Volvo, it's bullet proof, don't touch me
It gets worse
I did what any self respecting mommy would do
I lick my shirt and rub the mark off her car
She makes eye contact and says, "Stop licking my car"
My ass was grass
Get your lips off my Lexus
I had successfully removed the scratch with my magic eraser finger
I hit your car but I successfully slimed off the mark
The dust of Elk Mountain
I would get arrested for that
I know what I am going to do
I ran
I ran away from her
I picked up Maggie and ran
If she hits my car, well, it is insured
I wasn't going to wait until she popped out my eye teeth
Betsy will minimize anyone else's shit
Just because you don't care about your car doesn't mean other people don't
The Dust of Montrose
Was my greatest vacation ever
Your not helping me out Mr. B
The Great American Yard Sale has moved to a mall parking lot
Westfield shopping center won't know what hit
Welcome to camp Junk Ass
One legged box races
There are some one legged people that can gallop
I need you to help me out
I'll get there at four in the morning and it will give me a 10 minute head start
They stole my Jaguar off my hood
What it the whole point of owning the Jaguar is the stupid little shiny thing
Yeah, now it is next to some kids tee ball trophy
Dealership says none in stock
Ornament $211, labor $78 and with tax it will be about $330
Didn't you have any markings on it?
Thanks to Bernadette for this review and write up!
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Why do you keep getting locked down in the basement? Put a key or something down there. I can't believe this keep happening. Also why does the door to the basement lock?
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Posted by: Producer Bill
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1:26pm 08/17/2007 |
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Maybe Betsy is purposely locking you in the basement..good conspiracy theory. Get a fridge down there, a TV, a good radio and some supplies, like the militia men!!
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Posted by: mimi at:
3:51pm 08/17/2007 |
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the that it works is that the lock is a small button on the outside of the door. when maggie or anyone of the women for that matter close the door they lock it up.
and to why it has a lock . . . good question. the people who lived here before us had four boys. they might have used the basement as a large cage.
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Posted by: Kris
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6:57pm 08/17/2007 |
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I'd be into hearing more about that ebay link code, Kris. I'm going to start dabbling in a little monetization - I'm so not nerdy enough to fully understand it all, but if I can make a few dollars, it's worth a try.
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Posted by: mamaloo
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11:48pm 08/18/2007 |
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Betsy understands whois. But she is not a nerd.
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Posted by: Craig at:
12:11pm 08/20/2007 |
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Whoa, I can't believe no one on here jumped on the Caillou comments you made! Having seen the show, I totally agree with you, and have heard all the same criticisms you name! Damn, now I have that stupid theme song in my head. Thanks a lot ;)
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Posted by: Jennifer
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2:57pm 09/13/2007 |
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