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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 22, 2007
17 comments      Added on 08/22/07 by Kris
Croncast 2007-08-22 align= Croncast - 2007-08-22.mp3
Show: #400
Length: 35:37
Size: 24.4mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 22, 2007

The banner says #400 and it is correct
Betsy wants cards now
I am 50 percent of this show sucka!
You treat me like your cousin with a pick-up truck
"Don't ask me to help you move"
Put a sticker on my Volvo
"Don't ask me to help you podcast"
Suburban drama for you Kris
I have been hiding it all day
Bait and switch, You're like a dog Mr. B
Looked into the mailbox
And apparently some of our garbage blew into a neighbors yard
A ton of wet garbage was in it
There was orange stuff like I made it
If it had been out there a week why didn't you pick it up?
I haven't walked by it for a week
Since these people like grass so much
I am going to stuff their mail boxes with grass clippings
The 70 year old moms with college age kids here
One mommy walking on the other side of the street
I should segue back to when we first started the show
Bear you got to try
What has happened over time?
You started out positive . . . now look at you
I started out negative with no expectation for happiness in the burbs . . . now look at me
Yeah, I never leave the house
You keep driving my car
I have driven it 60 miles in the last 6 weeks
The last 800 have come from you
I feel tacky riding around with no hood ornament
What goes around comes around
Before we left for Seattle I was supposed to tell the traffic ticket story
Well, the court story from Denver
I didn't lie to you . . . I just didn't tell you
I knew better than to tell you
I was in a little Scion
Sure I was driving too fast
Has road food so swelled your man cleavage that you can't see the speedometer?
Speed limit should have been 65
Would Mr. Michael Scott please stand up?
This woman stands up
Judge asks 3 times if the person standing is Mr. Michael Scott
I'm thinking Steve Carell from the Office
People at my meeting told me it was speed trap
Made jokes that Colorado is out to get me
I knew on my way to the meeting that I wasn't going to tell
30 minutes of you yelling at me on the show
You would have told me that I was going to end up in jail
Mr. Michael Scott turns out to be a trucker
Betsy says, being pulled over while being tranny


We made it to #400! Thanks for letting us be a part of your life and allowing us to make you laugh. Yes, life is show prep and full of Croncast moments.

Thanks to Bernadette for this review and write up!

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17 Comments
1

Congrats on show 400.

Don\'t even think about quitting. I need my Croncast to get me through my day.

 
Posted by: Russell  at: 3:40pm 08/22/2007  
2

Congratulations on 400! Also, I think you should have a listener contest to come up with a new show name...I definitely think a new name would go a long way towards getting more listeners (whereas quitting, on the other hand, would not). A few suggestions to get the ball rolling: "Life from the Basement", "Stuck in Suburbia," "The Betsy's Funnier than Kris Show," "Show your Moobs," and "Goodwill Hunting" (oops, that last one's taken).

 
Posted by: Craig  at: 4:30pm 08/22/2007  
3

Thanks Guys!

I do like the idea of having a contest to rename the show. "The Betsy's Funnier than Kris Show" is good but disturbing, Craig, at the same time ;-).

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 5:22pm 08/22/2007  
4

Hey, I didn't say you weren't funny too!

 
Posted by: Craig  at: 5:32pm 08/22/2007  
5

LOL . . . I need more emotive emoticons!

Looking forward to seeing you at PME.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 5:34pm 08/22/2007  
6

Congrats on show 400. I listened to it on the plane today and yes people were wondering what in the hell is he listening to and why is he laughing.
If you do change the name my suggestion would be (as if you asked for it) to publish the show under both names for a some time or redirect Croncast to the new feed because people are lazy and if they manually have to change the feed you run the risk of loosing listeners.

 
Posted by: Frick  at: 8:50pm 08/22/2007  
7

Please don't ever talk about quitting again, the thought of never hearing new Croncast shows again is depressing, please continue until you are
old and toothless!

 
Posted by: Marisa Rudder  at: 9:29pm 08/22/2007  
8

I think you guys are better than you think you are! Don't quit! You crack me up and help me get through the work day! I'll keep speading the word.

 
Posted by: Rheanna  at: 10:08pm 08/22/2007  
9

Please don’t quite! Don’t even talk like that. Someday Betsy will be more famous and richer the Roseann and we can all say we knew her when… and Kris I love your laugh you have no idea! That episode with the “pumps the milk” and you lolled for like 3 minutes is the best podcast ever.

 
Posted by: maria  at: 11:04pm 08/22/2007  
10

happy 400

business cards are dirt cheap - no excuses

 
Posted by: SueB  at: 9:40am 08/23/2007  
11

You know, when I was trying to teach myself unix to get the ical/blackberry/gcal program to work, I got so excited because I found out what cron meant. It was like lights went off!

 
Posted by: Geeka  at: 11:41am 08/23/2007  
12

Hey, hope y'all keep doing the show forever. If not, maybe you can license the rights and someone can do a spin-off, like "Croncast: Minneapolis" or "Croncast: Special Volvo Unit," etc.?

 
Posted by: Dave K.  at: 7:11am 08/24/2007  
13

Happy 400th guys! Please don't quit - I'd be lost without you.

 
Posted by: Lisa G.  at: 8:17am 08/25/2007  
14

licensing rights wouldn't be a bad way to create a franchise out of this.

 
Posted by: kris  at: 1:54pm 08/25/2007  
15

First off, your neighbors are real assholes. Doesn't everyone get crap in their yard once in a while? I've probably got beer cans, McDonald's bags and Post Gazette advertisements in my yard right now.

Next, Croncast isn't all the bad of a name. The name isn't all that important. (Google, yahoo, piggly wiggly) Croncast is short, unique and easy to say and spell. I say stay with it.

I say you need to advertise more. The tell a friend Friday thing is probably on the right track. You know lots of nerds, have them put you on their blogs.

Also maybe feature some movie, book or tv show reviews once in a while. It might generate more traffic to your site to have these things mentioned in the show notes and people might have a listen if they see the episode show is about the latest Harry Potter book. Once they listen to one show, they'll be hooked.

And finally, congrats on the 400th show! How you guys make time for this is way beyond me. The shows recently have been really good. (the improv maybe?) Don't stop, my fabric covered box will be so lonely without you guys.

 
Posted by: CaptRespect  at: 2:17pm 08/25/2007  
16

Congrats on hitting 400! Knew you'd make it.

On another note: I understand the going crazy with work scenario. After putting in 80 hours last week, likely the most I have ever done EVER, I was ready to collapse.

Keep up the great work and we'll be looking forward to the next show in Naperville. ;)

 
Posted by: Dallas Blair  at: 6:55pm 08/30/2007  
17

I concur--congrats on #400.

Also, next time you decide to go more than 25mph over the speed limit, do it in CA, not CO! I did it once and they didn't threaten to take my license away, nor did they make me appear in court. The only different punishment than a lesser speeding ticket was no option for traffic school to wipe it off your record and a way steeper fine.

 
Posted by: Jennifer  at: 3:00pm 09/13/2007  

 
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