Corian Farmer Rollo Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 03, 2007

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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 03, 2007
7 comments Added on 09/03/07 by Kris

Croncast - 2007-09-03.mp3
Show: #405
Length: 33:11
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Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 03, 2007

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Short show notes:
Betsy can't handle not mocking me during
How can I now mock you?
Kris had to do the intro 27 times
No way
August melted like a warm pat of butter in the sun straight into September
Celebrating a laborless birthday
I can't handle it
The worst joke that Betsy ever attempted
Wow did that bomb
Been a crazy weekend around here
We're broke
Thankfully we live in Pleasantville
Oh my god the cup is so half empty for you
What else do you want?
The park public bathrooms have Corian
The man tells me he is good at that point
Those games cost money . . . who wants to pet goats?
I wanna go on this ride . . . suck it up
Daddy doesn't make enough money
It's character building Mr. B
The photos like this chicken riding a llama
This chicken sees your soul

Maggie was super excited to ride the ponies
The chicken on the llama . . . she never thought of that
The 8 by 8 portable animal corral
Filled with animals
Pigs are doing figure 8's around the llama's feet
It wasn't a petting zoo it was a petting corral
Same thing happened with Elliot at Lake Holiday
The kids get on to the sand pile
The super farmer, Farmer Rollo, comes walking to his truck
Farmers look like retired Floridians they are so tan
Silver hoop earing . . . a pirate farmer
That man is an owner operator
I run this joint, that's my 8 by 8 pen bitch
It was funny when he came sauntering by with blood spurting from his face
He's hustling to his truck
Applying pressure to his face
What's wrong with you?
The pig bit me
The thing about the pigs is they were 10 weeks old
They go vicious
Thought of his probiscus as a teet
He wants the Jaycees contract for next year
Maybe some more horses next year
The animals were all in good shape
Eventually he stops the bleeding
He tried everything he could in his truck
He was trying to be casual about it
One of those things that was interesting to watch
OSHA would have take him to task
That pig should have been at least 12 inches from your face
I won't tell you what they do to the runts
Speaking of death
We watched the Mount Everest thing on NBC
They left the guy behind
Poked him in the eye to make sure he was dead
Next day . . . he's awake and talking to new climbers
Can I talk to you about improv class?
Sure you can lay it out for me
He's a professional extra
The goal is to succeed as a team
Right, they aren't supposed to be laughing at one of you
Betsy, you have to hold it back
Am I sassy? No
Am I hyper? No
Am I a bossy bitch? Yes
You have to stop steam rolling over everyone
You need to remember that you run over people
I am glad you are having someone point this out to you
We are an ensemble and the rest of your life should be that way
I hear people laughing all day in my head

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7 Comments

1	Uh, did I hear it right that Betsy is headed towards Cali? Would this be the ever picturesque Ontario, late in the month? If so, I recommend reading up on the In 'n Out Burger folklore...
1	Posted by: markx at: 5:36pm 09/03/2007
2	you heard correctly. lol. you might be the only person who listens after i start the outro ;-). we were going to try to save it for tomorrow's show. but now that someone picked up on it . . . we gots to talk about it.
2	Posted by: kris at: 8:57am 09/04/2007
3	This show was hilarious....I am not even done yet and I had to write...the improv story had me rolling.
3	Posted by: Kelly at: 11:34am 09/04/2007
4	thanks, kelly!
4	Posted by: kris at: 7:07pm 09/04/2007
5	You guys were killing me with this show. It was hilarious.
5	Posted by: Russell at: 7:48am 09/05/2007
6	ah! i picked a post!!! this is the greatest podcrast ever. i don't miss a show. thanks to the mention of your flickr site, i now have hours of fun ahead of me. croncast, croncast croncast!
6	Posted by: amy at: 12:04pm 09/07/2007
7	Oh wow. I'm a bit behind on Croncasts but this is one of the funniest. More improve, more "Waiting for Guffman" moments, please!
7	Posted by: Randy at: 2:16am 11/01/2007