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 Croncast - 2007-09-12.mp3
Show: #409
Length: 28:50
Size: 19.8mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 12, 2007
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I burned the taste buds off my tongue
You can't tell people that, Kris!
There is no excuse
The TSA travel restrictions . . .
You need to buy travel size
I have to always go through with electronic gear
How do you know?
You ever travel with toothpaste
I buy it at the hotel
They only had toothpaste at the hotel
She taught me how to catch knives with my thumbs
Nerds get no respect . . . I can fuck with this guy
I have no need to respect this man
Laughing at me as I look like a fat penguin
Please go ahead of me, I will be here for a while
They always say something about the gear
Yes, you know what I won't even go into and save people time
Hey wait, aren't those condenser mics?
Why yes they are?
Did you say that you used to have a Neumann?
I did not
If you spent our last $7000 on implants . . . no I would not be pissed
I would wish you no ill will
He starts leaning over all suave
Slowly leaning
He goes,"I'm a producer"
I started laughing inside
Aren't we all kid
I felt like an old man
I bet you said it in your creepy voice man
No I didn't
I haven't busted out the creepy voice in a long time
You used to use the creepy all the time
Do the creepy voice
No
I don't know what to say
You think it is suave
It is not creepy
Say, "Ain't we all kid"
Somebody strip search that man
The voice isn't scary or creepy
I did up Boulder
Then came Philadelphia
Many observations from the city of brotherly love
They might have been your siblings, Betsy, not mine
At the first part we ended up at a house part
I didn't eat the beef jerky on the plane
I can follow your advice
Making other people's lives better one flight at a time
I am sure they don't even sell jerky in Boulder
All natural it would be
I go to the house party with Aaron Brazell and his wife Nicole
Imagine how pissed they would be to shake you down for no cash
They are used to living in the city
I am now soft and weak
That is so suburban
Yes, Bears you can't do that
I am an old man now, I can't pull this stuff off
On the porch is a hype causing nothing but trouble
They keeps it super real with gun inside the house
Now that is what I call a house party for a guy who never leaves his man pit
Hey, I'm at a party
Betsy starts making shit up
I hung up and was like
Kris is at work at a house party in the hood
The party was pretty good
Next day headed off to Podcamp Philly
The after party Saturday night . . . unisex, co-ed bathrooms . . . WTF
"It's trendy"
It is not trendy to have to dump out in front of the opposite sex
No one likes to do it
Betsy goes off about the cleaning people
Baby, no one . . . no one, likes to clean
You can't have male cleaners
Men can't clean
It is totally genetic
You can't keep anything clean baby
I know you will try but it is all full of junk
That's called inventory
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Betsy you were killing me with the Kris hiding in the bathroom scared story.
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Posted by: Russell at:
2:20pm 09/12/2007 |
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I'm here with cash in my Paypal account, where are the stickers?
And what's this tag of "Swanky Bubbles" about? Did I nod off at a good part?
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Posted by: Lisa G.
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8:22am 09/13/2007 |
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@Lisa G. - i don't think you missed anything. swanky bubbles is a sushi fusion joint in philadelphia that we ate at.
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Posted by: kris
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9:26am 09/13/2007 |
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Swanky Bubbles, that would be a good stripper name!
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Posted by: margot at:
11:13am 09/13/2007 |
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How about Skanky Bubbles?
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Posted by: margot at:
11:14am 09/13/2007 |
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got a jump on tff and told my friend from "Filet", as we refer to it as...she wanted to know what place had the co-ed restrooms and wanted you to know that all of Filet is not like that...although they all do have facial hair - totally right! So was it Swanky Bubbles where you had to leave bubbles next to the ladies?
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Posted by: Kelly C at:
10:17pm 09/13/2007 |
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Hey 'OLD MAN' I am the SAME AGE as you and I am not old! You need to "Get up off of that thang and dance till you feel betta!"
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Posted by: SueB at:
9:36am 09/14/2007 |
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Kris,
Most dudes would be happy with a 20 year old woman singing into their 'equipment'
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Posted by: OneMan
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1:39pm 09/14/2007 |
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I take it back - I just don't THINK I'm old. But the last time I 'ran' in a race I was breathing so hard and moving so slow I was chiding myself for looking every bit like a 'mom' at that very moment. Somehow - that though got me through to the finish line.
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Posted by: SueB at:
11:19am 09/18/2007 |
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