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 Croncast - 2007-09-14.mp3
Show: #410
Length: 34:42
Size: 23.8mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 14, 2007
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Trescadecaphobes yesterday was the day
Today it is safe it is the 14th
It was a good 13th for me
You are on a nerd high Mr. B . . . I'm gonna let you roll
Yeah, I am stoked
I saw in Google Reader that TechCrunch 40 had 5 press/blogger passes available
Sent Jason Calacanis a message
Hour and a half later I was good to go
So thanks to Jason . . . I am really looking forward to the event
I'll crank out some podcasts
Thanks to Rick and Robin for putting me up next week
I'll get to see the solar panels
We should buy carbon credits from them
It's good to be all in Mr B
Like I said, you've got to strike while the iron is hot
Can I now tell my story, Kris
I had a creepy thing happen to me last night
I gotta thank people
I don't tell people thank you enough
You don't
I know baby
I had the best lesson taught to me by my uncle
He sent me a thank you note
Then on the back it said, "This is what a thank you not looks like."
He told you!
Betsy's problem is she buys them and writes them but just doesn't follow through
The only person that always gets them in neighbor . . . I can walk them over
So what happened on your dark night
Yeah, your creepy story . . . sorry that I asked
Get off the stage bitch
I don't have to work with anyone
I reallize that I left my purse in the bar
The drunk bouncer stops me and cuts me off
He's a drunk frat boy
Where them diet chocolate shakes at
He gets all up in my face
Sucking in my oxygen, that close
Listen, I am as old as dirt
We get into this battle of the wits
My she is fabulous . . . she is so witty
Do you know what he did?
Started crying
No, he kissed me
Silence
The most disgusting moment of my life
I know you stepped back into his personal space
So he kissed you . . . where?
My lips
I was shocked
I can't believe you are telling me now, not last night
You didn't seem to mention it
Yeah, I'm running away with the bouncer
Takes a certain type of dude to handle a lady like you
Don't take that personally
Your behavior can be interpreted different ways
I did not invade this man's space
Think of the sweet alley action he gets
I gotta tell you not a big fan of improv night or Bar Louie
I didn't expect to hear this
No, I don't find it alright to deal with
The most competent individual you can hire for $6
The score is 1 me, you 0
The reason that I have an issue with it is that I would have rumbled
I would have hit him
Really?
Notice how I said I would have hit him, not kicked his ass
Oh, Mr. B
Improv class might not be my thing
Betsy tells us all about improv
You are milking that imaginary cow all wrong
Oh, no, no . . . I was in FFA I know how to milk a cow city man
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Of course Kris would have hit the guy... any man who's not a Quaker would hit someone who kissed his wife. If you don't take action in that situation, you have to turn in your man card.
I tensed up listening to the story because it made me imagine what I would do in that situation.
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Posted by: Dan at:
1:12pm 09/14/2007 |
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Call the place, ask for the manager, and demand that the bouncer be fired or you'll file a sexual harassment suit.
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Posted by: Dan B. at:
1:18pm 09/14/2007 |
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MAGIC BEANS!!! LOLOLOL!!
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Posted by: SueB at:
3:12pm 09/14/2007 |
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Kris you were on fire tonight.
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Posted by: Russell at:
3:32pm 09/14/2007 |
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OK, yes. I like the stickers. BUT... how about this? buttons for our websites. is that lame? is that 3 years ago? I don't know. But I would put a button on my website.
Also, Kevin (my husband) confirms that he would indeed start a fight if a strange drunk guy kissed me on the lips. Must be a guy thing. Betsy - you should have just kicked him in the balls. HARD.
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Posted by: EvilScienceChick
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8:20pm 09/14/2007 |
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@ESC - we did buttons back in the day. i could do them up again. sizing is always tough because everyone sites are different. regardless, buttons will be done . . . give me a week or two.
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Posted by: Kris
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3:25pm 09/15/2007 |
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When Betsy said that she could probably beat up the drunk lush, I flashed back to reruns of the old Dick Van Dyke Show, Episode 96 which aired on September 23, 1964 with the title “My Mother Can Beat Up My Father.” Then it hit me… Kris and Betsy are the Rob and Laura Petrie of our time. They live. They laugh. And they love.
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Posted by: Mike
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9:59pm 09/15/2007 |
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The time and silence between when Betsy said "he kissed me" and when Kris responded...
This, my friends, is how podcasting should be done...
NCN
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Posted by: NCN
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10:18pm 09/15/2007 |
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Knocked Up but with the Bar Louie bouncer...
Being a nightclub bouncer isn't as cool as they'd like to make you think. (And never piss off a pre-menopausal soccer mom with body issues.)
Debbie: I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some 'roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not God. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.
Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgment, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.
http://www.thebachelorguy.com/things-ive-learned-about-life-and-love-from-watching-seth-rogan-movies.html
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Posted by: Brian
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4:19pm 09/17/2007 |
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bar louie america can be contacted at
comments@redstartavern.net
I have sent them my opinion on this. Sorry that some men are clue less. You never deserve to be treated like this.
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Posted by: cb at:
3:18pm 09/18/2007 |
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I'm with NCN. I felt like I should leave the room while you guys talked things through. So awkward, so honest - I don't know how you guys put that stuff out there, but I'm really impressed that you do.
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Posted by: Trish at:
3:30pm 09/27/2007 |
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