Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2010 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Season 23 Ep 12: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rss/4241/Season-23-Ep-12:-Croncast-Sampler_leprechauns_tourists.php Podcasts Length: 4:01
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New Match profile
On the way to the ferry
Born in the 1960's
Where are your shoes?
Goodwill jeans
Leprechauns visiting NYC
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New Match profile
On the way to the ferry
Born in the 1960's
Where are your shoes?
Goodwill jeans
Leprechauns visiting NYC
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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]]> Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:24:33 -0500 4:01 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4241 Show: #547-Sampler Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! New Match profile On the way to the ferry Born in the 1960's Where are your shoes? Goodwill jeans Leprechauns visiting NYC Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no leprechauns, tourists, ed hardy, match.com, opera singer Season 23 Ep 11: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rss/4239/Season-23-Ep-11:-Croncast-Sampler_new-york_accents.php Podcasts Length: 5:00
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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]]> Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:15:22 -0500 5:00 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4239 Show: #546-Sampler Length: 5:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! We talk deli meat Kids and the 'f' word Picking up the accent Would you pay that for oranges? They call that a sale? $4.99 for oranges? I'd never shop there How many oranges are in that bag? Never He's no new york, accents, oranges, water bugs, tiny rats Season 23 Ep 10: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rss/4236/Season-23-Ep-10:-Croncast-Sampler_skirt-steak_cube-steak.php Podcasts Length: 6:51
Format: mp3

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This is a killer mid-day recording
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!
Show notes? Well . . .
Betsy throws hay bales for distance
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe
Betsy needs a neckoplasty
Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back
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This is a killer mid-day recording
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!
Show notes? Well . . .
Betsy throws hay bales for distance
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe
Betsy needs a neckoplasty
Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back
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]]> Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:57:49 -0500 6:51 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4236 Show: #545-Sampler Length: 6:51 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! This is a killer mid-day recording We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day! Show notes? Well . . . Betsy throws hay bales for distance Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big no skirt steak, cube steak, meat judge, neckoplasty, missing toe Season 23 Ep 09: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rss/4234/Season-23-Ep-09:-Croncast-Sampler_croncast_kris-smith.php Podcasts Length: 5:54
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Hey hey
Those comments are gonna flow
Yes, I've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->



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Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Those comments are gonna flow
Yes, I've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->



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]]> Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:11:13 -0500 5:54 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4234 Show: #544-Sampler Length: 5:54 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Hey hey Those comments are gonna flow Yes, I've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I no croncast, kris smith, betsy smith, season 23 ep 08, get cool Croncast The New York Days http://www.croncast.com/rss/4214/Croncast-The-New-York-Days_New-York_Kris-Smith.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-12-31 Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3
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Length: 8:42

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Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th!
We're making some changes
The new shows are paid subscription
Sign up on the Get Cool page
New York is like living on an elevator
You're all up in everyone's business
You try to relax but you can't
No one can
All of the pet roles have been recast
Keeping it subterranean
We can't do a full episode, baby
Has New York changed these people
What sort of sales pitch is that
You got to pep it up!
Getting Cool 4 Life
That is the patron level
They love what we do and want to support it
People can unsubscribe at anytime
No missed days . . . we gots obligations
We also have a new live video show
That starts January 18th
It's called High Society Salvage Co.
All new, all kinds of awesome
I've got Chanel suits to auction off
All kinds of weird stuff
In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out
Begin subscribing by going to Get Cool
It's all good people!
Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro
Couldn't have planned it better
It's funny to other people
All part of the story
All the old shows will still be free on the site and on iTunes
New start for us number 447
2010 here we come!


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Length: 8:42

Format: mp3

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Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th!
We're making some changes
The new shows are paid subscription
Sign up on the Get Cool page
New York is like living on an elevator
You're all up in everyone's business
You try to relax but you can't
No one can
All of the pet roles have been recast
Keeping it subterranean
We can't do a full episode, baby
Has New York changed these people
What sort of sales pitch is that
You got to pep it up!
Getting Cool 4 Life
That is the patron level
They love what we do and want to support it
People can unsubscribe at anytime
No missed days . . . we gots obligations
We also have a new live video show
That starts January 18th
It's called High Society Salvage Co.
All new, all kinds of awesome
I've got Chanel suits to auction off
All kinds of weird stuff
In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out
Begin subscribing by going to Get Cool
It's all good people!
Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro
Couldn't have planned it better
It's funny to other people
All part of the story
All the old shows will still be free on the site and on iTunes
New start for us number 447
2010 here we come!


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]]> Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:25:05 -0500 8:42 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4214 Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3 Show: #535 Length: 8:42 Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th! We're making some changes The new shows are paid subscription Sign up on the Get Cool page New York is like living on an elevator You're all up in no New York, Kris Smith, Betsy Smith, paid podcast subscription, unique rss feed Season 22 Ep 08: Naperville Buh Bye, Speedy in pocket, Flying over tornados http://www.croncast.com/rss/1965/Season-22-Ep-08:-Naperville-Buh-Bye-Speedy-in-pocket-Flying-over-tornados_Naperville_limousine.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-08-31 Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3
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Size: 27.8 mb
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Let the reboot begin
Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like
Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds
Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped
It's the real deal
They heard the show
The offer was pulled
It pre-dated even their interest in our home
So much conflict from it we had to stop
Hard finding buyers
You guys knew all about the crazy
They didn't just call up
She furnished a transcript
Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline
They knew we were in a bind
How can you be special when the whole world knows?
You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge
Enough of this crap
Picking back up where we left off . . .
Leaving Naperville
The car arrives to take us way
You can't tell that story yet
The New York story has to wait
"I am a rock star," Elliot
What do we move with - 6 suitcases
Getting on a jet plane
House hadn't closed yet
No place to live
Not a job offer
Finding new homes for dogs
Missing the four legged family members
Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house
Grabbing Speedy
I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house."
Wasn't that weird for me
Airport hotel
I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing
I had a four bedroom house
Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab


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]]>Croncast 2009-08-31 Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3
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Length: 30:18
Size: 27.8 mb
Format: mp3

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Let the reboot begin
Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like
Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds
Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped
It's the real deal
They heard the show
The offer was pulled
It pre-dated even their interest in our home
So much conflict from it we had to stop
Hard finding buyers
You guys knew all about the crazy
They didn't just call up
She furnished a transcript
Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline
They knew we were in a bind
How can you be special when the whole world knows?
You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge
Enough of this crap
Picking back up where we left off . . .
Leaving Naperville
The car arrives to take us way
You can't tell that story yet
The New York story has to wait
"I am a rock star," Elliot
What do we move with - 6 suitcases
Getting on a jet plane
House hadn't closed yet
No place to live
Not a job offer
Finding new homes for dogs
Missing the four legged family members
Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house
Grabbing Speedy
I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house."
Wasn't that weird for me
Airport hotel
I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing
I had a four bedroom house
Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab


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]]> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:15:12 -0400 30:18 tag:http://www.croncast.com,1965 Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3 Show: #534 Length: 30:18 Size: 27.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Let the reboot begin Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds Betsy breaks no Naperville, limousine, hermit crab, speedy, Season 22 Ep 07: Betsy's Clairvoyant, You're Grounded, Gameshow Desires http://www.croncast.com/rss/1962/Season-22-Ep-07:-Betsys-Clairvoyant-Youre-Grounded-Gameshow-Desires_Seinfeld_bmx.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-06-16 Croncast - 2009-06-16.mp3
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What you don't have is the funny
I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights
All in the old Seinfeld time slot
What are you up against?
Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns
They used to stay home for Greys Anatomy
Not so hot early on
Doing the shows for your cousins
12 people versus 50 and percentage laughing
Well, I can see you telling a joke in a restroom
All about pumping your ego up
Two fangirls waiting for me
Thinking they can't find the bathroom
"Oh, my god. You were so funny."
Bitsy's door star - they can't speel
The bicycle issue
There is no issue . . . I am the BMX'n boy
Kris, I couldn't ride a bike until I was 10
That is the plan the man is on
He got my physical genes
My neighbors got rich of off my physical ineptitude
I learned to ride in the grass
Of course you did softy
I saw a malleable four year old girl in front of me
She wanted to go fast
Daddy, go get the tool box
She takes the wrench from me
Takes the training wheels herself
Took 2 minutes to get her going
Then 20 to get her starting off on her own
Loving it for the freedom
Number one for her was freedom
The second is that Elliot can't ride a bike
She pointed it out, Not me
A stranger isn't going the pick the nutty kid
The other was her fear of punishment
She tried to give up
I motivated her
She got so upset that she just did it
All kids are different and need different motivational techniques
Just a wee bit of manipulation
One teaspoon of manipulation and one of sweat
You gotta throw in some love
You know that I am clairvoyant Mr B
Baby, you can't tell people that
That is just too much
Walking to school in a Marlboro Jacket
They had a denim one that I wanted
You could deduce that knowing my history
Betsy is ready to restart her career as a game show contestant
When you hit the track you become a robot
I'll be back later, I got ponies to read up on


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Size: 23.8 mb
Format: mp3

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What you don't have is the funny
I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights
All in the old Seinfeld time slot
What are you up against?
Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns
They used to stay home for Greys Anatomy
Not so hot early on
Doing the shows for your cousins
12 people versus 50 and percentage laughing
Well, I can see you telling a joke in a restroom
All about pumping your ego up
Two fangirls waiting for me
Thinking they can't find the bathroom
"Oh, my god. You were so funny."
Bitsy's door star - they can't speel
The bicycle issue
There is no issue . . . I am the BMX'n boy
Kris, I couldn't ride a bike until I was 10
That is the plan the man is on
He got my physical genes
My neighbors got rich of off my physical ineptitude
I learned to ride in the grass
Of course you did softy
I saw a malleable four year old girl in front of me
She wanted to go fast
Daddy, go get the tool box
She takes the wrench from me
Takes the training wheels herself
Took 2 minutes to get her going
Then 20 to get her starting off on her own
Loving it for the freedom
Number one for her was freedom
The second is that Elliot can't ride a bike
She pointed it out, Not me
A stranger isn't going the pick the nutty kid
The other was her fear of punishment
She tried to give up
I motivated her
She got so upset that she just did it
All kids are different and need different motivational techniques
Just a wee bit of manipulation
One teaspoon of manipulation and one of sweat
You gotta throw in some love
You know that I am clairvoyant Mr B
Baby, you can't tell people that
That is just too much
Walking to school in a Marlboro Jacket
They had a denim one that I wanted
You could deduce that knowing my history
Betsy is ready to restart her career as a game show contestant
When you hit the track you become a robot
I'll be back later, I got ponies to read up on


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]]> Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:20:41 -0400 25:51 tag:http://www.croncast.com,1962 Croncast - 2009-06-16.mp3 Show: #533 Length: 25:51 Size: 23.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes What you don't have is the funny I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights All in the old Seinfeld time slot What are you up against? Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns They used to stay home for no Seinfeld, bmx, game show, ponies, fangirl Season 22 Ep 06: The Hiatus is Over http://www.croncast.com/rss/1960/Season-22-Ep-06:-The-Hiatus-is-Over_Boston_Mystery-STD.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-05-22 Croncast - 2009-05-22.mp3
Show: #532
Length: 20:41
Size: 19.0 mb
Format: mp3

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We're back for a 20 minute episode
A little low down on what we're up to
Some Betsy digging into my past
The Great LaMoille fire of 1888
And part hypnotherapy for the dogs
I'm heading to Boston tomorrow
Betsy wants to get life advice from VH1
I will use this in the divorce someday to get the kids
What have you learned from our show?


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Length: 20:41
Size: 19.0 mb
Format: mp3

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We're back for a 20 minute episode
A little low down on what we're up to
Some Betsy digging into my past
The Great LaMoille fire of 1888
And part hypnotherapy for the dogs
I'm heading to Boston tomorrow
Betsy wants to get life advice from VH1
I will use this in the divorce someday to get the kids
What have you learned from our show?


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]]> Thu, 21 May 2009 16:21:56 -0400 20:41 tag:http://www.croncast.com,1960 Croncast - 2009-05-22.mp3 Show: #532 Length: 20:41 Size: 19.0 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes We're back for a 20 minute episode A little low down on what we're up to Some Betsy digging into my past The Great LaMoille fire of 1888 And part hypnotherapy for the dogs I'm heading to no Boston, Mystery STD, Nurse, FSBO, Not really an episode - Announcement http://www.croncast.com/rss/1954/Not-really-an-episode---Announcement_Stout_NYC.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-05-04 Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3
Show: #531
Length: 3:05
Size: 4.1 mb
Format: mp3

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Not a real episode more like an announcement
Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m.

Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

We hope to see you there!


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Length: 3:05
Size: 4.1 mb
Format: mp3

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Not a real episode more like an announcement
Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m.

Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

We hope to see you there!


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]]> Mon, 04 May 2009 16:31:06 -0400 3:05 tag:http://www.croncast.com,1954 Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3 Show: #531 Length: 3:05 Size: 4.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Not a real episode more like an announcement Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m. Location: Stout 133 West 33rd Street New York, NY Map Near Penn Station and these trains no Stout, NYC, Meetup, Croncast, Season 22 Ep 05: Red Streak, Hamster Flu, Wackadoos http://www.croncast.com/rss/1953/Season-22-Ep-05:-Red-Streak-Hamster-Flu-Wackadoos_lemon-lime_gatorade.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-05-01 Croncast - 2009-05-01.mp3
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Size: 29.5 mb
Format: mp3

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Online they're called trolls
In the real world they're called haters
Thanks for asking people to tell you something nice
You were having a rough day
Dude's can't call you beautiful
Why are you in public without your mask on?
I ended up with a red streak on my finger
Again!
Back down the sewer drain
No care for the scrape or cut
I'll be fine
Now my finger is throbbing and swelling up
Hello, urgent care
Attacked your meat hook viciously
Everyone in their was wearing a mask
All the wackadoos think they have swine flu
Stay safe while porking
I am worried for their mental health
They could have hamster flu
We're gonna be in NYC next week
Meetup on Thursday night 6'ish not sure on location
Will share that today


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]]>Croncast 2009-05-01 Croncast - 2009-05-01.mp3
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Length: 32:06
Size: 29.5 mb
Format: mp3

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Hit up Croncast and leave comment
Online they're called trolls
In the real world they're called haters
Thanks for asking people to tell you something nice
You were having a rough day
Dude's can't call you beautiful
Why are you in public without your mask on?
I ended up with a red streak on my finger
Again!
Back down the sewer drain
No care for the scrape or cut
I'll be fine
Now my finger is throbbing and swelling up
Hello, urgent care
Attacked your meat hook viciously
Everyone in their was wearing a mask
All the wackadoos think they have swine flu
Stay safe while porking
I am worried for their mental health
They could have hamster flu
We're gonna be in NYC next week
Meetup on Thursday night 6'ish not sure on location
Will share that today


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